Hello. My name is Sara Benincasa. I am an author of books and a comedian of comedies. I live in Los Angeles. I have been an occasional contributor to yr Wonkette since 2010, when foolish Ken Layne let me write a kolumn called "Barry Can You Hear Me?" I've been a reader and commenter since around 2006. Yr Wonkette herself asked me to write a thing about the 10th anniversary of this website, and so I am indulging in nostalgia as I sit on my couch with no pants, exactly as the Lord Gawd Obamarrrr11!!1 intended. And just as Proust had his madeleines, I have my Sauza tequila and Jose Cuervo margarita mix, which I shall consume in great quantities as I proceed down memory lane.
I wish I could calculate how many dead-end jobdollars my bosses have wasted by paying me while I Wonk all over this site. Just so I could look at it, proudly. Thank you Wonket, for all fap material. Benincasa, I'm looking at you. Creepy-like, too!
I read ALL the comments. Seriously, what fucking site in the history of Al Gore's internet can you actually do that, day in and day out, and not end up contemplating the proper way to balance the pencil so you can headslam it The-Joker-style into your own brains?! NONE OF THEM. THATS HOW MANY.
Hey, if it wasn't for this wonderful place, I might not have realized other people thought things were fucked up. It has been very helpful. Does anybody else remember the debate night Chatango room? It was the best!
<blockquote>Wonkette is smart and funny and biting and inappropriate and wild and extreme and deeply perverse and I fucking love it.</blockquote>
Yay!
Sara B. has already gotten far more comments than any of the other Ex-ers so that says something.
I wish I could calculate how many dead-end jobdollars my bosses have wasted by paying me while I Wonk all over this site. Just so I could look at it, proudly. Thank you Wonket, for all fap material. Benincasa, I&#039;m looking at you. Creepy-like, too!
I read ALL the comments. Seriously, what fucking site in the history of Al Gore&#039;s internet can you actually do that, day in and day out, and not end up contemplating the proper way to balance the pencil so you can headslam it The-Joker-style into your own brains?! NONE OF THEM. THATS HOW MANY.
thank you ma&#039;am. may we have another?
Hey. Happy Whatever.
Hey, if it wasn&#039;t for this wonderful place, I might not have realized other people thought things were fucked up. It has been very helpful. Does anybody else remember the debate night Chatango room? It was the best!
Ho-bama?
Hey now, I was gonna offer to <i>trade</i> thong underthingies with Trix. For free.
Because this is the Year of The Bible in Flower Mound, TX I have renewed my faith in snark and became a Wonkette faithful subscriber.
[O]HJB?
<blockquote>Wonkette is smart and funny and biting and inappropriate and wild and extreme and deeply perverse and I fucking love it.</blockquote>
This.
Hi Sara. What&#039;s Marc Maron really like?
That&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_The_Producers_characters#Carmen_Ghia" target="_blank">Carmen</a>