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In the immortal words of Ray Charles "Tell Yer Ma Tell Yer Pa Gonna Send You Back To Arkansas".

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Don't forget to think outside the box !!

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I don't have to automatically fact check this administration. I always assume they're lying. Makes things simpler.

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Well, Sarah maybe your best just isn't good enough. You're in DC now, not Little Rock.

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Couldn't someone have found a coffee boy to run some paperwork down the hall?

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And tequila. Alcohol is definitely called for.

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She must be really mad at the press for making her tell all these lies.

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Just like her boss!

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Step 1: order North Korean tablecloths.

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Yeah I can't tell either.

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If this is the best she can do...well that's just really sad. She isn't even any better at lying to the American people than when she first started.

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"Were you there?"

That's some condescending shit there, Pootylips.

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So how’s that supposed to play with taking away the deductions for state tax, which makes it seem like you don’t want states to have their own money?

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Read that as “Intelligence Barfing”

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Well, that disproves the theory that stripes are slimming.

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I don't get it. The script is garbage and the acting is terrible. Who is dumb enough to pay to see this movie?

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