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Give her some credit, she was only the third in line behind Spicer and Scaramucci.

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Unless Mueller boots them out with a You're Fired!

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And experts don't know nothin' because education.

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Even production will cease to matter for the rich. Only ROI, inheritance, and tax havens.

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Which was reputedly also associated with the Heisman Trophy. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Me, too. Demographers have us as late boomers (bloomers?).

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I find it amazing that a pig that learned to speak was made press secretary. All they had to do was apply lipstick. What an ugly bitch, inside and out.

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Fight to the death. Her face can't look any worse.

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Try millions to one. Let's take back our country.

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Her looks are not the issue, so maybe leave them out of the well-earned criticism of her lies and actions - she can't help the genes Daddy Hucksterbee passed on to her.

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At least you can’t send us out to sea on ice floes because there won’t be any. You didn’t think of that, did you? Huh? Huh?

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Did she just say this is what they were asking for?https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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That’s my biggest beef. After living through multiple political assassinations, a meaningless war, and a civil rights war at home, I thought this country would have achieved a more benevolent, enlightened attitude. Was I ever wrong.

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Born in 1964, yet I have the same economic outlook as a common Millennial. What's my record?

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My mom is from the South and she told me stories about "medicine shows" that would traverse the small towns of Dixie selling magical elixirs/tonics (which skeptics called snake oil), with loud-mouthed hawkers shouting out complete bullshit as to their product's wonderful properties. When I see Huckagirl, I see the living continuation of that tradition. There are plenty of liars in the cheeto crew but you can really spot the difference between your run-of-the-mill liar and a real professional grifter. The hair, the clothes, the makeup--she really knows how to work the rubes and she enjoys her work--daddy trained her well.

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I do, too. :(

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