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I bet she looks like a juicy peach down there, can't you see the faint<br />hair and the elegant crease in the middle? I can.

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I thought Jews and Hobos were the ones usually found in the freight trains.

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It would be better if they asked at the biker bar.

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No, you can only be born this stupid.

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Natalie Portman: Peachy

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Didn't they have worse back than, like McCarthy?

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Guess its time to shave my 40 year old lady beard down there.

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Nothing more dangerous than an amateur in any profession. I'm a Professional Engineer, I am certified and insured to do things like build bridges, would you want to go with the guy who was really good at Lincoln Logs instead? Yeah, I thought so.

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Everyone should note, this is not a gay ritual, this is a a ritual of one of the species of "Bro" particularly the Military Bro, this species engages in hypermasculine bonding rituals that verge on homosexual snuff film territory. Do not provoke this very non-docile create in its native habitat of the Walmart sporting goods section, as it is prone to sudden violence that may result in sexual assault.

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Can't we set her adrift on an ice flow, can that be the ending to her hunting show?

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I think both can talk, I'm increasingly certain she could queef speak better than the blather from her top head.

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My mom talks like this since listening to Foxnews for 10 years. She used to be nice.

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Does that mean we should claim Reagan as our own?

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We need to make a "Know nothing of my work" cartoon of all her claimed legacies, point by point, person by person.

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"King was a thug...everyhone knows that he caused race riots!!!"

That one is nice too.

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I bet their knobs taste like Peppermint Schnapps and cheap chewing tobacco.

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