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Maybe she's just his kind of gal. He HAS to be nice to at least one woman.

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They only see what they want to see, i guess.

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But... that top left "pencil box" isn't even a pencil box. It's a fishing lure box. The little compartments won't even fit golf pencils. Did Sarah get 2/3rds of the way through finding pencil boxes and say "fuck it" again? Seems to be a pattern with her...

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I know right? He's 14! How is he supposed to know how to handle something like that? Especially with a cop there?

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I should have clarified, "women who are public (political) figures."

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Those checks preceded and succeeded Sarah. She had nothing to do with their creation or their current amount. Her family does get to cash a sheaf of them every year, what with the procreating and quiver-filling and the whatnot. It would be fun to see if the Palins residing outside of Alaska are still getting PFDs, which is technically a crime ...

I don't know any of the Palins' residency statuses but I offer for the LULZ of the community the site that lists the applicants:

https://pfd.alaska.gov/Divi...

There are 13 Palins who applied for the 2015 check, which is based on residency during the calendar year 2014. I don't know if all of them are the Palins. Bristol is not in the list.

Here are the requirements for eligibility:https://pfd.alaska.gov/Elig...

Edit: Also, too, the PFD pay out is based on performance of the fund over a three-year-period, starting five years ago. So present oil prices will affect future payouts, but not the current one.This whole thing was negotiated in the seventies, so Palin gets no credit or blame. Interestingly, Norway started a similar agreement at about the same time, and has pumped about the same amount of oil since then. But they invested it, rather than paying it out to their citizens. Alaska has $50B in its fund. They have something like $900B in theirs.

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To be fair, in all her experiencing and gummamenting, she probably became conversant with the wording of fatuous municipal resolutions.

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You say 'potatoe', I say ... um, what was the question?

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Palin is so totally NOT jealous of O'Bummer being a "cool savior."

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She was also always blathering on in 2008 about how God would put the right person in the White House. I wonder how she justified that shit to herself. Why do you hate Sarah Palin so much, God? WHY? Just because she's a stupid, fake, dipshit, alleged Christian, who can't even speak American too good?

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She is SO not jealous of Nobama. She barely thinks about him at all, and if she sees him in the hall during sixth period tomorrow she's totally going to be all like "talk to the hand, O'Bummer!" That will show him who doesn't care, AT ALL, about his stupid jerk face.

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She's the world's oldest teenager.

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The kids pulling himself up by his bootstraps when he makes bank, so I'm not sure why they're pissed about that. The butthurt with these people never ends.

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I'm beginning to suspect the word "derp" was invented for the Palins, since they defy description otherwise.

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Can you explain it to me? I have no idea what "obstinate answering" is.

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The last person who tried was never seen or heard from again.

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