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Naytch's avatar

Wait, I thought Spielberg did this to E.T. !?!

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Naytch's avatar

It's worked for Vanity Fair so far!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Facts don't matter anymore. Truthiness prevails. If something feels right to you, then you can proceed as if it is true. This feels right to me. All of it, including the pee. There is no refutation, no documentation, that will convince me otherwise. President Elect Donald J. Trump is, officially and forever, Comrade Pissfreak in my book.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I do too, but, then, I have no interest in learning how to correctly pronounce his name.

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phoenix00's avatar

So Silly Sarah actually thinks Chuck Todd is a liberal? What's next, Phyllis Schafly a feminist?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

What about his double secret passport?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Putin was afraid of Hillary. Trump was afraid of Hillary. They're all afraid of Hillary. So they got together and 'fixed' the election. If you think they missed a trick, like hacking the vote tallies, you don't know them.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I like to think of Phyllis Schlafly as dead.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Do even teabaggers even pay attention to this stupid cow anymore?

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

We entered the No Facts Zone where logic and reason dont exist. I truly believe if Trump claimed the Sky was Green. People would argue it was and that it being blue is political bias

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JoeChristmas's avatar

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.

She's the voice of treason.

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phoenix00's avatar

There are obituaries, and they are written by so-called humans.......

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Oh look folks, a troll. Obviously a 16 year old Trumpi.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Didn't "fake news" once mean, "so-called news that was actually invented out of thin air with no sources or facts involved", and not, as it now does, "any news that I think is erroneous or just plain don't like?"

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Reximus's avatar

the part about the bed pee was just yellow journalism

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JH Marx, Resister's avatar

Knun of the above.

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