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Now see...we been unnecessarily cruel. As evidenced by the comments, there's much more to Anne then meets the eye.

Unfortunately, it's all shit.

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HE'S NOT A BLACK MAN! HE'S NOT EVEN FROM THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD!

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It's funny to me because Sarah Palin is retarded by making fun of a guy in part because his name is Hussein instead of something common like Piper.

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From time to time, the Tree of Liberty must be fertilized with the fetid diarrhea of demented religious hucksters.

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Goddamn it! YOU ALREADY HAD THE TONGUEPUNCHED FARTBOX STORY ON WONKETTE! STOP REPEATING YOURSELVES!

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But when did she stop beating her wife, uh, Todd?

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can we have a guy fawkes day?

i swear to god, i feel like blowing shit up.

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skin, bone, and gristle.

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The blood of Jesus versus the blood of Mohammad. Now that's religion!

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If Sarah Palin actually wrote this (and we haven't seen any certificates showing that she did not), she is continuing her tradition of making it easy for comedians by writing most of their material for them.

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