Sarah Palin Finally Unpopular Enough To Accept CPAC Speaker Invite

Forgotten anger bear Sarah Palin has made an annual ritual of publicly turning down her standing invitation to speak at premiere wingnut swinger meetup the Conservative Political Action Conference for the last four years to prove the point that she was too good to go around jabbering for free, since the communists at CPAC don't pay speakers. But the TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN', and America's attention span is moving on to other shrill idiots, so this year she has at last found some time in her busy schedule full of Nothing to claim a few more minutes of attention.

Or, who knows. This has the methane odor of the exact kind of public obligation Sarah Palin most loves to quit, for consistency's sake, so we will only really believe this exciting newz several minutes after she finishes her yapping. THEN AGAIN, maybe she will really go thru with it solely to spite Rick Santorum for stealing all the attention these days and for going around (correctly) telling everyone at last year's CPAC she was skipping out because she wanted money.

Ha ha, this was Sarah Palin's venomous response to Santorum's accusation in February of last year:

She described Santorum as uninformed, adding: "I will not call him the knuckle-dragging Neanderthal. I'll let his wife call him that instead."

So what do you think, readers? Will it be LAZINESS or SPITE to "win" the day? Does InTrade have odds on it yet? [ABC News]