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... I imagine if they did, and you clicked on it, the result would always be: "This cannot be translated into English or any other language in the database. We tried, we really tried. It can't be done."

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... I noticed she rubbed them a few times, I guess she forgot about The Glenn Beck Vick's Trick.

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... and yet still too small to hold a brain.

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... and vacuum-packed in one of those Space Bags (tm).

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... I think she gets an extra nickle if the made-up word gets quoted elsewhere in the media and FNC is mentioned also, too.

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... same here. There are some things a woman of (ahem!) a certain age shouldn't attempt. Lubing up your lips like some sassy young Duggar is one of them.

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I'm a ittle surprised by all the vitriol directed towards Lena Dunham....I'd hate to think it was because she isn't a beanpole, or because you just don't like her TV show....

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... why do you hate your late mother?

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I seriously get a headache every time I watch her speak and I try to decipher what she says. The very minute she opened her mouth for the first time I knew I could never vote for her.

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Nice try, Epimenides.

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This is the woman who coined "squirmish".

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Troopergate libelz!

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Yes, I thought the same thing. Great minds. =)

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The crime wasn't what Josh Duggar did; the crime was that anyone found out about it.

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Yelling into the echochamber meme?

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Palin, Hannity, and the Duggars in the same clip? That's just nasty.

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