Sarah Palin is sad Sarah Palin's Alaska is turning on her. Specifically, Sarah Palin's Alaska's hookers. What is the deal with this radio show and Sarah Palin? It seems to be babysitting her younger children and finding her older deadbeat children jobs. And now it is saving her marriage or something, from this stupid thing that keeps e-mailing the world about Todd Palin's penis massages. Two slots in the presidential candidates for these fellows, all locked up. Secretary of Drive Time and Secretary of Fart Sound Effects. [
There is a ban on Sarah Palin over at Care2. Thank God for Wonkette. God bless America's hooker's and dildo's. Poor little Tripp, it's like some terrible Futurist SciFi story by Charles Dickens just found in an upstate attic.
She said "deal though"? It made more sense as "dildo"; i.e. no sexytime for Todd in her frozen tundra as long she can pal around with her portable tumescence.
How about Mutual of Omaha's Hooker Kingdom?
"Here we see Todd arguing with a prostitute about the price of a blow job. It looks like, yes...they have agreed on a price. Todd now goes back to the limo to get money out of Sarah's purse".
I think the right phrase here would be "pulling herself up by her bra straps," and I think it's a canard Sarah Herself would approve.
There is a ban on Sarah Palin over at Care2. Thank God for Wonkette. God bless America's hooker's and dildo's. Poor little Tripp, it's like some terrible Futurist SciFi story by Charles Dickens just found in an upstate attic.
She said "deal though"? It made more sense as "dildo"; i.e. no sexytime for Todd in her frozen tundra as long she can pal around with her portable tumescence.
I like when said if everyone would "just speak the truth". That should shut her up for a while.
...I heard it too, honestly thought that was some auditory hallucination induced by my alcohol withdraw!!!
Just watch Nailin' Paylin instead.
...insert perverted "plugging her leak" joke {HERE}!!!
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That certainly has won the afternoon.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.
...geez, she is about 2 psi short of being an air head!
They need a annoyance filter on her voice.
How about Mutual of Omaha's Hooker Kingdom?
"Here we see Todd arguing with a prostitute about the price of a blow job. It looks like, yes...they have agreed on a price. Todd now goes back to the limo to get money out of Sarah's purse".
I don't know, but I've been told, Sarah's pussy is mighty cold. (Sorry...watched Full Metal Jacket this weekend)
I think the right phrase here would be "pulling herself up by her bra straps," and I think it's a canard Sarah Herself would approve.