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102415's avatar

There is a ban on Sarah Palin over at Care2. Thank God for Wonkette. God bless America's hooker's and dildo's. Poor little Tripp, it's like some terrible Futurist SciFi story by Charles Dickens just found in an upstate attic.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She said "deal though"? It made more sense as "dildo"; i.e. no sexytime for Todd in her frozen tundra as long she can pal around with her portable tumescence.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I like when said if everyone would "just speak the truth". That should shut her up for a while.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I heard it too, honestly thought that was some auditory hallucination induced by my alcohol withdraw!!!

PsycWench's avatar

Just watch Nailin' Paylin instead.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...insert perverted "plugging her leak" joke {HERE}!!!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That certainly has won the afternoon.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't get between a dog and his meat.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez, she is about 2 psi short of being an air head!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

They need a annoyance filter on her voice.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

How about Mutual of Omaha's Hooker Kingdom?

"Here we see Todd arguing with a prostitute about the price of a blow job. It looks like, yes...they have agreed on a price. Todd now goes back to the limo to get money out of Sarah's purse".

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't know, but I've been told, Sarah's pussy is mighty cold. (Sorry...watched Full Metal Jacket this weekend)

Spurning Beer's avatar

I think the right phrase here would be "pulling herself up by her bra straps," and I think it's a canard Sarah Herself would approve.