Insecure snowbilly vampire Sarah Palin has resurfaced from her Alaska lair to resume sucking up American media air time with herOne Nation Bus Touraimless cross-country grifting. Palin visited Iowa to attend the premiere of a documentary featuring endless footage of the stiff beehive hairdos she wore as Alaska governor, and for the massive free barbecue in her honor that she did not have to pay for. Anyway, absolutely no one cares about the movie. There is only one question, which every American child hears in her sleep by now: "For Christ's sake, is Sarah Palin going to run or not?" It is the only headline about Sarah Palin from now until she gives up wanting money, which is never. Even GOP operatives are tired of having to ask this dumb question at this point, because they have begun to sense she is, oh, a bit
Competing for oxygen, per se, is going to be sorely lacking in TV-ness. I think we need to give each of them a gun, and see who first figures out what will maximize the available oxygen.
I thought the Palins were supposed to here in Minneapolis today at the Mauled of America putting their X's on Bristol's confessional.
Competing for oxygen, per se, is going to be sorely lacking in TV-ness. I think we need to give each of them a gun, and see who first figures out what will maximize the available oxygen.
Not a fast learner, that one.
while i love the idea, i just can't see bristol going down quietly.
quittin grifter is griftin, quittin.
I don't know about a movie, but it's certainly a reason to put the two of them in a room, and seal it tightly.
Or, Bristol was just a bit pregnant.
With that jacket, who needs entrails?
<i>Griftzilla</i> THAT would be a scary movie.
Really? It sends acid up my esophagus.
Truth Libel!!!
I thought the Palins were supposed to here in Minneapolis today at the Mauled of America putting their X&#039;s on Bristol&#039;s confessional.