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eddi_TBH's avatar

She is a hard-core Christian conservative raised in the age of Republican "family values". Of course she's nuts. They all are.

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He just read what was on the Teleprompter. Like any good actor.

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πŸŽ‰We have a winner!πŸŽ‰

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Or so wrong even he facepalmed.

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When you're our Beck, you're out of beer.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Only because she hasn't opened her mouth in a while.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Crazy cracker-ass bitch.

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πŸ’•Alaska Thunderfuck!πŸ’•You do that on porpoise, Cally?

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$98/hr? That's a whole shitload of spam posting... you'll get carpal tunnel fer shure!

hvdv's avatar

Oh, the poor thing.

Mr Canoehead/M TΓͺte-CanoΓ«'s avatar

β€œFortochka”? Are you sure she didn't mean farkakte?

Jamsie's avatar

I wonder what kind of drugs she's on? You all know she has to be on something.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Has she ever been interviewed by Russia Today? That'd probably be craptastically funny!