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eddi_TBH's avatar

She is a hard-core Christian conservative raised in the age of Republican "family values". Of course she's nuts. They all are.

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He just read what was on the Teleprompter. Like any good actor.

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πŸŽ‰We have a winner!πŸŽ‰

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Or so wrong even he facepalmed.

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When you're our Beck, you're out of beer.

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Watch the skies.

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Only because she hasn't opened her mouth in a while.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Crazy cracker-ass bitch.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

πŸ’•Alaska Thunderfuck!πŸ’•You do that on porpoise, Cally?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

$98/hr? That's a whole shitload of spam posting... you'll get carpal tunnel fer shure!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

All part of the plan to get Obama elected 30 years later.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

And they should do it NOW, before Obama's thugs come to take them away.

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hvdv's avatar

Oh, the poor thing.

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Mr Canoehead/M TΓͺte-CanoΓ«'s avatar

β€œFortochka”? Are you sure she didn't mean farkakte?

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Jamsie's avatar

I wonder what kind of drugs she's on? You all know she has to be on something.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Has she ever been interviewed by Russia Today? That'd probably be craptastically funny!

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