Let's not fuck around. Here is Sarah Palin, speaking at a Tea Party rally in Washington DC on Wednesday, in opposition to the deal with Iran. Or Eye-ran, if you prefer, as she does. We won't bother with lengthy preambles written in our favorite language of Palinese. We'll just get right to it, all of Sarah's drunken and drugged words, offered in full, with some very light annotations.
She is a hard-core Christian conservative raised in the age of Republican "family values". Of course she's nuts. They all are.
He just read what was on the Teleprompter. Like any good actor.
πWe have a winner!π
Or so wrong even he facepalmed.
When you're our Beck, you're out of beer.
Watch the skies.
Only because she hasn't opened her mouth in a while.
Crazy cracker-ass bitch.
πAlaska Thunderfuck!πYou do that on porpoise, Cally?
$98/hr? That's a whole shitload of spam posting... you'll get carpal tunnel fer shure!
All part of the plan to get Obama elected 30 years later.
And they should do it NOW, before Obama's thugs come to take them away.
Oh, the poor thing.
βFortochkaβ? Are you sure she didn't mean farkakte?
I wonder what kind of drugs she's on? You all know she has to be on something.
Has she ever been interviewed by Russia Today? That'd probably be craptastically funny!