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eddi_TBH's avatar

She is a hard-core Christian conservative raised in the age of Republican "family values". Of course she's nuts. They all are.

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He just read what was on the Teleprompter. Like any good actor.

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🎉We have a winner!🎉

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Or so wrong even he facepalmed.

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When you're our Beck, you're out of beer.

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Only because she hasn't opened her mouth in a while.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

💕Alaska Thunderfuck!💕You do that on porpoise, Cally?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

$98/hr? That's a whole shitload of spam posting... you'll get carpal tunnel fer shure!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All part of the plan to get Obama elected 30 years later.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And they should do it NOW, before Obama's thugs come to take them away.

hvdv's avatar

Oh, the poor thing.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

“Fortochka”? Are you sure she didn't mean farkakte?

Jamsie's avatar

I wonder what kind of drugs she's on? You all know she has to be on something.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Has she ever been interviewed by Russia Today? That'd probably be craptastically funny!