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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Calista needs no sleep! She's fueled by Tiffany's jewelry and hairspray.

102415's avatar

I did hear it's very small and useless.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So who was driving and how far did they ride?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Save a hog. Ride a veteran.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!”</i>

I'll bet seeing it from Marine One is <i>a lot</i> better. But she'll never know.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wherever Sarah Palin™ is sitting, it's the bitch seat.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mmmmm... justice rolls. With butter and jelly.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My brother-in-law is a Vietnam veteran who is on 100% disability from the VA. His war injury? PTSD - 100%. He was (apparently) in combat, but was never physically wounded.

Now, I've seen him when the VA isn't looking. His true disability is a much, much smaller percentage. Much smaller.

So he gets a substantial amount of money each month. All medical and dental treatment courtesy the VA & taxpayers. Of course he hates people on welfare and government hand outs. A Palinista, no doubt.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hate to pile on here (not really), but if she was any more of a bitch she'd have puppies.

Joshua Norton's avatar

What this country needs is more Weiners and less dicks.

102415's avatar

It's just Breitshit's picture of his own dick. Why care?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on...if it wasn't for Twain and Mencken, I've no real understanding of the United States.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But Calista already has the helmet built in!