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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Calista needs no sleep! She's fueled by Tiffany's jewelry and hairspray.

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102415's avatar

I did hear it's very small and useless.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Vroom vroom.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So who was driving and how far did they ride?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Has she quit yet?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Save a hog. Ride a veteran.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!”</i>

I'll bet seeing it from Marine One is <i>a lot</i> better. But she'll never know.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wherever Sarah Palin™ is sitting, it's the bitch seat.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mmmmm... justice rolls. With butter and jelly.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My brother-in-law is a Vietnam veteran who is on 100% disability from the VA. His war injury? PTSD - 100%. He was (apparently) in combat, but was never physically wounded.

Now, I've seen him when the VA isn't looking. His true disability is a much, much smaller percentage. Much smaller.

So he gets a substantial amount of money each month. All medical and dental treatment courtesy the VA & taxpayers. Of course he hates people on welfare and government hand outs. A Palinista, no doubt.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes...and Vonnegut.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hate to pile on here (not really), but if she was any more of a bitch she'd have puppies.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

What this country needs is more Weiners and less dicks.

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102415's avatar

It's just Breitshit's picture of his own dick. Why care?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on...if it wasn't for Twain and Mencken, I've no real understanding of the United States.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But Calista already has the helmet built in!

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