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Sarah Palin Is President Of Fox News
Boy howdy, today's the day when this news bit finally happens: Sarah Palin has signed on to be a Sporadic Contributor to Fox News, because someone will pay her to do this. Her occasional co-hosts will be a strawberry daiquiri and Willow and the Great Britain Hume. They will slap each other in the face with dildos and hymnals and fuck Lindsey Graham pinatas for one hour on teevee every so often. Huh?
Palin, who resigned as governor of Alaska last summer, will appear as a commentator on various Fox shows. She will also host an occasional program that will examine inspirational tales involving ordinary Americans.
Maybe this will be her "opportunity" to meet a black person, live from Africa! OR MAYBE IT WILL BE MORE INSUFFERABLE BULLSHIT. Either way, everyone -- EVERYONE -- will watch it, and then we will all whine about how terrible it is that she gets so much attention.
Palin signs on with Fox News [Washington Post]