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... when the doctor announced "you have a bouncing baby girl!", Tawd said... "oh yeah? let me try that - hey, Sarah, catch!"

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"Denali" must have been their third choice... although it's hard to believe "Tundra Twit" & "Tundra Twat" were already in use.

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As a former Alaskan (Before the age of reason,) I can confirm that damn near everyone called it Denali already. And if someone happened to say, "McKinley," nobody corrected them - they were interchangeable names.

The fact the news even covers this nonevent should suffice as proof to everyone that news exists only to fill the space between commercials. : (

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Using a Down Syndrome child as a prop and a shield is quite Palinesque.

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So is being a dumb cunt, Meghan.

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Yes Sarah certainly is guilty of that as well. She seems to have taught her daughter, dumb cunt jr., well.

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I prefer "The Talibunny. They never ask what it means, because they know.

Similarly, I refer to the imperious leader of the NSRA as "Queen Wayne". The slaves to the Queen never object to the characterization.

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Denali was Palins secret service code name when she was running with McCain, Todd was Driller. The names are chosen by the White House Communication Agency.

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Oh I see, I have to dumb it down to your level. Thanks for pointing that out.

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Its a question, about the content and purpose of this article, obviously. I hadn't realized I needed to teach people here what a sentence was, and how it relates to understanding.

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Ummmm, no, sugarcube. Nice try at snark, but sorry. You fail.

Let's go through this slowly, so maybe you'll understand.

YOU were the one who didn't understand the point of the article.

I perfectly understood both the point of the article AND your question.

Therefore, cupcake, logically speaking, the person who needs something dumbed down to his level is YOU. Not only did you not understand the point of the article, but you also clearly did not understand the point of my initial (really rather straightforward) comment to you.

The only thing I really am confused by is how you could POSSIBLY be stupid enough to interpret my comment as a statement that I was the one who did not understand the point of the article.

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And again, I feel compelled to point out that, as you did not seem to understand the many sentences contained in the article, or in the comments that have been addressed to you, it's really not reasonable for you to claim that you have anything at all to teach to anyone in the Wonketariat.

WE understood. YOU are the one at sea.

Now take your baseless assumption of superiority and your pathetic attempts at snark and pound fucking sand, cupcake.

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The renaming of Mt. McKinley by Obination is absolutely reprehensible not just to Alaskans and Ohioans alike, but for the entire nation .

It's disrespectful to our not only to our forebearersBut also to our country as a whole.I'm speaking not only to idiot Obama who doesn't have the right to rename our nations mountain and neither do nascent Alaskans who are nothing more than draft dodging hippies that ran up north toward Canada or close by to smoke their weed and avoid the draft! MKay that's for starters! I will as I expect most real Americans will vote to put Donald J Trump or Ted Cruz into office as President of these here United States of America and have them rename Mt. McKinley Mt. McKinley again as it should be ! My only regret is that we can't round up some if not all of you panty waste , draft dodging, hippie wuss bags dumbocrats and deport you right along with illegal alien criminals. Because to be honest any American willing to rename a mountain after it's been named over a century ago is a complete anarchist imbecile that deserves deportation ! Your not American you deserve to be imprisoned!

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Hey -- anybody make the "River in Egypt" joke yet?

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And the point of this comment is what exactly?

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If you go back and read it slowly, you may answer your own question.

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