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1984 was good, but then David Lee left, and that Hagar guy sucked.

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More word salad from the Moose Princess.

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Dear Sarah, here is an example of Orwellian Doublespeak:

Calling racists racist is racist.

Here endeth the lesson.

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Palin is uneducated and patently incapable of becoming educated. That's a pretty good definition of "stupid."

I doubt that she actually read "Animal Farm." Why bother when you can just read the <strike>Cliff Notes</strike> Victor Davis Hanson interpretation of it?

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Turtles all the way back.

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Sarah! You got Kafka in my Orwell!

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It's a COOKBOOK, sheeple!!!!1!

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You need to cue it up to Wizard of Oz, man.

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Isn't 'Animal Farm' about people who have a bunch of children?

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Some pig.

Wait, that's not right.

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Better they should read "Shooting an Elephant" and learn about the perils of imperialism. Or "Lear, Tolstoy and the Fool," where they can learn that even one of the world's greatest novelists really hated fun.

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