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Are we there yet?'s avatar

I'd rather watch a test pattern for an hour....................

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

totally...I expect there to be some kind of L Ron Hubbard fucking of the numbers.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lady...you need to post more often.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Fetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

or more likely, "Hi my name is Bristol. This is my brother Trig and my other brother Trig.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well obviously, they're all fat faggots so stfu.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She needs to start having special guests like Ted Nugent, Michelle Bachmann, that guy who was killing turkeys behind and Zombie Reagan.

fuflans's avatar

this will be good preparation for when she's president and has to finesse an overtly hostile act from, say, north korea.

chascates's avatar

Still waiting for Levi Johnston's show: <i>He explains the concept to ET: "I'm kinda planning to like, you know, date. Bring 'em back to Alaska, see if they can hang and find a new love."</i>