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Are we there yet?'s avatar

I'd rather watch a test pattern for an hour....................

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

totally...I expect there to be some kind of L Ron Hubbard fucking of the numbers.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lady...you need to post more often.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Fetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

or more likely, "Hi my name is Bristol. This is my brother Trig and my other brother Trig.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well obviously, they're all fat faggots so stfu.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She needs to start having special guests like Ted Nugent, Michelle Bachmann, that guy who was killing turkeys behind and Zombie Reagan.

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fuflans's avatar

this will be good preparation for when she's president and has to finesse an overtly hostile act from, say, north korea.

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chascates's avatar

Still waiting for Levi Johnston's show: <i>He explains the concept to ET: "I'm kinda planning to like, you know, date. Bring 'em back to Alaska, see if they can hang and find a new love."</i>

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