Toll the bells, America, for an era, it endeth: Fox News will not renew Sarah Palin's contract. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Never again will Fox viewers ever see their Beloved on the telescreen, except for whenever she wants to show up as a non-contracted guest, which will probably be about as often as she actually "worked" for the network
'occasional guest appearances on Fox' I'm hoping she'll be competing in UFC and getting her ass kicked or maybe FOX is introducing a new jello wrestling series.
In 2011, Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes was quoted by The Associated Press saying, "I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings." ."Your money is on the dresser, Sarah" ~ Roger
When asked for a comment, Palin winked and said, "Well, yaa knoooow, wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. The man can only ride you when your back is bent. They actually think they're welcome here to transform here. No! Also what has emboldened enemies is...um, he's been doubling our debt! It was, yaa knooow, the credibility there that SBA... and, you know, he who uh warned the British that they won't be uh taking our arms by ringing those bells. Like every American I'm speaking to we are ill. The Dutch and the Norwegian. They are known for dikes and for cleaning up water. I can see Russia from my house!"
'occasional guest appearances on Fox' I'm hoping she'll be competing in UFC and getting her ass kicked or maybe FOX is introducing a new jello wrestling series.
In 2011, Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes was quoted by The Associated Press saying, "I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings." ."Your money is on the dresser, Sarah" ~ Roger
Poor Rich Lowry. He may never be able to jerk off again.
When asked for a comment, Palin winked and said, "Well, yaa knoooow, wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. The man can only ride you when your back is bent. They actually think they're welcome here to transform here. No! Also what has emboldened enemies is...um, he's been doubling our debt! It was, yaa knooow, the credibility there that SBA... and, you know, he who uh warned the British that they won't be uh taking our arms by ringing those bells. Like every American I'm speaking to we are ill. The Dutch and the Norwegian. They are known for dikes and for cleaning up water. I can see Russia from my house!"
Cammo-thongs and all?
OF... March OF Madness...
Fox has to make room for some of the 2016 grifters, because there are way more candidates than they anticipated.
"Palin, 51, is expected to make occasional guest appearances on Fox and Fox Business, and will appear on other networks and cables. [sic]"
Hopefully on a transatlantic cable, at great depth.
And don't let the screen door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
Is this new DVD the follow-up to her Nailin' Palin biopic? If so, does poor Fartknocker have to review it for us?
"But executives consider her less relevant now"
Bar, meet floor
They're just cleaning out Sarah to make room for Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz...to every grifter, turn, turn, turn.....
Tundratwat. I spit coffee and sharted.
And a hand-painted pee-puddle on the base.
The Palin cult believes she is running for president.
That is all Palin needs; now they will continue to send her coin.
The method behind Palin's grifting.