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bobbert's avatar

FWIW, I'm beginning to realize your stuff is good.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Much thanks!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Original Race Riot™ was a white affair in Tulsa.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or Rev. Dok Zoom's car.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The key to humor is the ability to laugh at yourself... this is completely missing in the teatard community.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what "drives" me "nuts" about the Zagat "guide".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You mean, consuming oxygen?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm starting to wonder about that myself. This stuff seems to be a step or two beyond stupid.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Does this mean Sarah Palin™ is an undocumented fund raiser instead of a grifter?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Can we make sure Sarah Palin is undocumented? As in, no history book documents that she actually existed and was once considered qualified to hold high office?

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

"Hi, I'm Sarah Palin. You may remember me from such derp classics as: <i>Assume Turkey Behind Me Dead</i>, <i>Gidget Gets Death Paneled</i>, and <i>Word Salad Safari</i> ..."

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diogenez's avatar

Sarah Palin could stay busy just counting her fingers and toes. I expect it might take her all day.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so will Billy Kristol be clamoring to put criminal cams on the Palin brood?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'd quit after her right hand

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ask that black family who rented an apt in Cicero Illinois in 1951

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Remember the Maine

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