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FWIW, I'm beginning to realize your stuff is good.

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Much thanks!

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The Original Race Riot™ was a white affair in Tulsa.

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Or Rev. Dok Zoom's car.

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The key to humor is the ability to laugh at yourself... this is completely missing in the teatard community.

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That's what "drives" me "nuts" about the Zagat "guide".

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You mean, consuming oxygen?

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I'm starting to wonder about that myself. This stuff seems to be a step or two beyond stupid.

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Does this mean Sarah Palin™ is an undocumented fund raiser instead of a grifter?

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Can we make sure Sarah Palin is undocumented? As in, no history book documents that she actually existed and was once considered qualified to hold high office?

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"Hi, I'm Sarah Palin. You may remember me from such derp classics as: <i>Assume Turkey Behind Me Dead</i>, <i>Gidget Gets Death Paneled</i>, and <i>Word Salad Safari</i> ..."

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Sarah Palin could stay busy just counting her fingers and toes. I expect it might take her all day.

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so will Billy Kristol be clamoring to put criminal cams on the Palin brood?

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she'd quit after her right hand

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ask that black family who rented an apt in Cicero Illinois in 1951

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Remember the Maine

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