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No tounges!

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One is a bitch...the other is just a puppy.

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Perfect

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Throckmorton?

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This probably has something to do with her biological time clock and I think I just made myself a little sick.

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She undoubtedly wears flag undergarments (paid for by the GOP) which she has further desecrated by writing helpful reminders to whoever happens to be reading them: - "use tongue" - "no biting" - "tax cuts are good"

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supposedly matt and trey spent some portion of their misspent early relationship farting on celebrities.

that might be fun here.

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Sarah promptly renamed the puppy from Sophie to Dartboard.

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I think 'team sarah' is the special needs team.

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Two guys see a dog licking his balls. One says "I wish I could do that". The other replied "You better pet him first."

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