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TundraGrifter's avatar

AJWJr.:

When I walk through San Francisco's Financial District, I see a number of chaps who could sue their tailors. And their barbers...

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Based on this: <a href="http://www.law.com/jsp/arti..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=12024320400...">http://www.law.com/jsp/arti...

Gov. Chris Christie has a heckofa case!

PsycWench's avatar

Which would suggest that the answer was "YES".

102415's avatar

You all know that she is not actually riding on the bus? Right? She is going from big hotel suite to big hotel suite where they have bendy straws waiting for her. That is why she skipped Gettysburg and came here to visit Trump instead. Where is Ali G when we need him?

chascates's avatar

Looking for Palin? Follow the money.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Verily...her voice is like 1000 fingernails of Coulter on 1000 blackboards of Beck.

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Ok...I have to do some intertubes lookin' to make out that reference. I don't follow celebrity lives for a reason. Thanks for breaking my horror cherry.

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This is probably too late to the party, but I think of these things when I wake up too early...

She might be able to dodge the press, but I would guess that many of her followers (Henceforth known as Flying Monkeys) can operate at least simple video cameras and such. Plus, they know how to upload stuff to YouTube. Some moron will hear her say some moronic thing and claim it to be genius.

You can run, Sarah...but you can't hide.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It's... I'll...I'll be ok.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Wasn't that Roy Pearson?

fuflans's avatar

i don't know if i should thank you or curse you for that article.

but i did read all of it and now i am depressed.

fuflans's avatar

i forgot about that one. nice.

Fartknocker's avatar

Yet with that description I would fuck her tits, give her a nice pearl necklace and ask to be the Director of Homeland Security because I know hazmat.

I bet her tits are soft and mushy like smores.

Yeah downfister, I would do her like I fantasize like LimeyLizze. A real internet woman. Not like your mom.

fuflans's avatar

every time I see a sarah palin quote I hear tina fey.

this helps a little.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think this wins the day.

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Uggg...what if they wind up having sex?