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JH Marx, Resister's avatar

Donna rose's MLP name is Royal Forest.

You are an earth pony born in Ponyville.

You are the smartest pony this side of The Everfree Forest!

Your best friend is a starfish named Proudfoot.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Or half of it.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Evan's for hire? Does he have an hourly rate? Asking for a friend.

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docterry6973's avatar

I certainly hope all those Proud Americans send Sarah many, many dollars. As she deserves. Demands, in fact.

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La forza del  resistino's avatar

If the SarahBus rear ends the Wonkabago on I80 in IA next week, we have your back Rebecca.

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kaydenpat's avatar

Grifters gotta grift. How else is she going to make bail for her criminal kids?

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cessnadriver's avatar

Every repig everywhere wants the Talibunny to be president. Make no mistake-they will support her 100%. Nixon was politically dead and a total joke in 1963. Look at what happened.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Why is the baby rectangular?

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nightmoth's avatar

"Even the liberal media can't help but admit it. This was a watershed day---"HEY! Who stopped up the toilet?!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Well, this IS a shock, that Sister Sarah needs more money.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

She is hard to resist!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Ba dum tish!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I think I just developed epilepsy.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Striped Burrito Babby is my fave.

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bookish's avatar

All together now..."losers!"

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Sarah's a grifter, and grifters gotta grift.

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