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Donna rose's MLP name is Royal Forest.

You are an earth pony born in Ponyville.

You are the smartest pony this side of The Everfree Forest!

Your best friend is a starfish named Proudfoot.

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Or half of it.

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Evan's for hire? Does he have an hourly rate? Asking for a friend.

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I certainly hope all those Proud Americans send Sarah many, many dollars. As she deserves. Demands, in fact.

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If the SarahBus rear ends the Wonkabago on I80 in IA next week, we have your back Rebecca.

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Grifters gotta grift. How else is she going to make bail for her criminal kids?

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Every repig everywhere wants the Talibunny to be president. Make no mistake-they will support her 100%. Nixon was politically dead and a total joke in 1963. Look at what happened.

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Why is the baby rectangular?

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"Even the liberal media can't help but admit it. This was a watershed day---"HEY! Who stopped up the toilet?!

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Well, this IS a shock, that Sister Sarah needs more money.

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She is hard to resist!

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Ba dum tish!

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I think I just developed epilepsy.

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Striped Burrito Babby is my fave.

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All together now..."losers!"

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Sarah's a grifter, and grifters gotta grift.

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