It was all one giant cosmic joke. She was never here. She was a figment of pure imagination. And it was all leading up to this. We refuse to believe these two old people exist either. They are simply SONG PARODY COMEDIANS who took over our politics for a couple of years so they could lay the groundwork for this great YouTube video. And as this video was uploaded like three months ago, they are probably now dead. Congrats, you guys! Now burn in Hell.
NO NO NO, that&#039;s not what it says! In quatrain 2...<blockquote>And when she gets to Washington, it&#039;ll be cold as hell.</blockquote> Hell won&#039;t be cold, Washington will be. Well cold as hell, which isn&#039;t that cold. So Sarah will bring the fires of hell to Washington. She&#039;ll be kinda like Satan.
i&#039;m thinking my next party this video is playing over and over in a loop with lyrics scrolling and scrolling ... all set to a soundtrack of, i don&#039;t know? dead kennedy&#039;s?
<i>She&#039;s a cold blast from Alaska ingrained with common sense, She&#039;s not a Harvard lawyer but she knew what the Founders meant. A cold blast from the north that freezes Congress in their tracks, With God and the Tea Party, she&#039;s gonna take it back.
<strong>Sarah Palin, she won&#039;t listen to their bunk, Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk, Sarah Palin - she&#039;ll throw &#039;em all in jail, And when she gets to Washington, it&#039;ll be cold as hell.</strong>
Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door, She&#039;s stomping out the wretches where the evil lies in store. She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff-raff into cracks, With God and the Tea Party, she&#039;s gonna take it back.
<strong>chorus</strong>
SPOKEN WORD:
Congress pats themselves from some new bill they just passed I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass They think they spend our money better than we do But they can talk until they&#039;re blue and old &#039;Cuz if they ever gave us anything They always wanted something in return...Sarah knows!
Speaking of Sarah, she&#039;s defending her use of Blood Libel:
&quot;Blood libel obviously means being falsely accused of having blood on your hands. In this case, that&#039;s exactly what was going on,&quot;
Much like Wilde&#039;s criticism of fox hunting, this is the Unspeakable in defense of the Indefensible.
Oh my god he was lip-syncing. The drag queens in Biloxi have higher standards, and that&#039;s really saying something.
Would saying those lyrics are incredibly stupid and make no sense be overly-stating the obvious?
<i>&quot;Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door&quot;</i>
You&#039;ll get no argument from me.
NO NO NO, that&#039;s not what it says! In quatrain 2...<blockquote>And when she gets to Washington, it&#039;ll be cold as hell.</blockquote> Hell won&#039;t be cold, Washington will be. Well cold as hell, which isn&#039;t that cold. So Sarah will bring the fires of hell to Washington. She&#039;ll be kinda like Satan.
Back off heretic. Jesus wears a military camo cap in church.
Actually...that sounded like the 70s crappy 8 track player from Sears.
&quot;Paw...throw me that matchbook. Players fuckin&#039; up again&quot;.
12 seconds...that&#039;s all I could take.
i&#039;m thinking my next party this video is playing over and over in a loop with lyrics scrolling and scrolling ... all set to a soundtrack of, i don&#039;t know? dead kennedy&#039;s?
i think it has potential.
here are your lyrics:
<i>She&#039;s a cold blast from Alaska ingrained with common sense, She&#039;s not a Harvard lawyer but she knew what the Founders meant. A cold blast from the north that freezes Congress in their tracks, With God and the Tea Party, she&#039;s gonna take it back.
<strong>Sarah Palin, she won&#039;t listen to their bunk, Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk, Sarah Palin - she&#039;ll throw &#039;em all in jail, And when she gets to Washington, it&#039;ll be cold as hell.</strong>
Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door, She&#039;s stomping out the wretches where the evil lies in store. She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff-raff into cracks, With God and the Tea Party, she&#039;s gonna take it back.
<strong>chorus</strong>
SPOKEN WORD:
Congress pats themselves from some new bill they just passed I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass They think they spend our money better than we do But they can talk until they&#039;re blue and old &#039;Cuz if they ever gave us anything They always wanted something in return...Sarah knows!
OPERA-STYLE:
Saraaaaah&#039;s marching onnnnnnnn onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn</i>
Best blasphemy phrase ever.
You&#039;ve been Hick-rolled!
The Captain and Tea-Neil are as good as ever!
YES! But a cold day in Hell could be just a regular day, highs in the 40s, chance of afternoon showers.
Now you understand why Dick is so reluctant to die.
I thought she was pulling stuck panties (bloomers?) out of her crack.
Speaking of Sarah, she&#039;s defending her use of Blood Libel:
&quot;Blood libel obviously means being falsely accused of having blood on your hands. In this case, that&#039;s exactly what was going on,&quot;
Much like Wilde&#039;s criticism of fox hunting, this is the Unspeakable in defense of the Indefensible.