This July 4th, Sarah Palin celebrated America by announcing that she is quitting the Internet-teevee-channel grift, because quitting is what Sarah Palin does best. In video and text announcements on the Sarah Palin Channel, Governor Quitterface declared that as of August 1, anyone can consume premium, previously paywalled Palin content, because Sarah Palin is getting rid of her paywall for freedom, and not because the Sarah Palin Channel was an economic failure, heavens no.
When the right wingers were bragging about how she predicted Putin's rise and the Ukraine's fall and Obummers many failures I went with Nostradumbmoose.
Plan A -- rip off her gullible sycophants. Alas, very few took the bait.Plan B -- free access to her "white noise" programming.Plan C -- she'll begin paying viewers $9.95 per month to admit that they actually view the crap.
Duh Gov'.
Snow Snooki.
When the right wingers were bragging about how she predicted Putin's rise and the Ukraine's fall and Obummers many failures I went with Nostradumbmoose.
Can we arrange to make it a bus tour of, oh, Somalia?
If you like your Sarah Palin channel, you can keep it. Oh, wait...
Does anybody remember the Countdown Clock that Palin had on her front page, marking the days, minutes and seconds that Obama still had left in office?
It's too funny that he outlasted her.
I think he was last seen holding one of those pieces of paper with 'please turn over' printed on both sides.
Please let it be just the outer half.
Most of us spent more time writing our comments (the ones that aren't allowed) than she spent creating the videos.
Their new collaborative project: 'Grifters Gone Wild!'
Teach her daughters how to use birth control.
Oops, too late.
And those were just the women.
Barstool.
You missed...The Bore of Babble on
Senator McCain STILL hasn't apologized.
$nowball $nookie of da great nort' west.
Plan A -- rip off her gullible sycophants. Alas, very few took the bait.Plan B -- free access to her "white noise" programming.Plan C -- she'll begin paying viewers $9.95 per month to admit that they actually view the crap.
Our Lady of the Ice Floes.