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Grokenstein's avatar

Ah, RIGHT. Trump is A American Hero, with his voice, in the arena of saying words. It’s like fighting in the Nam, basically, but without the pesky risk of injury or capture or torture or death.

I am reminded of the darling Romneykinder, who were hyoooooge cheerleaders for The War Against Terror (Eternal Edition), but sadly could not dash off to the recruitment center, as much as they wanted to, because they were far too busy helping Pater "fight the Culture War here at home."

Lady Bug's avatar

Dear God, Lou Sarah must REALLY hate John McCain.

NorthStarSpanx's avatar

Oh come on, you act like eleven school bus breaks being cut is a crime or something.

Relativicus's avatar

Do not try to reason it out.

Diz's avatar

She gets faxed talking points from her Kochy lords on high and then runs their draft thru her salad shooter set to the fake AK folksy patois button.

Diz's avatar

She later claimed that Meyer was just a stranger out of the audience rather than the pigeon she had selected for Bristle. Mr 'honor' never saw a need to correct her either so his integrity is at about the same low level as Palin's.

Howard J. Barnett's avatar

I do not like to make fun of the developmentally disabled. Therefore, I have no comment about Mrs. Palin.

bobbert's avatar

It's just catechism, like "Obamacare is a train wreck". It is, literally, not intended to be a factual statement. It's a statement of the Not-At-All-Nicean Creed

Boscoe's avatar

Huh. So that's what $A®AH!™ being a "uniter" looks like.

bobbert's avatar

I assume she thinks it has to do with salad.

BehaveYrself's avatar

And this: "..and in my humble opinion the sacrifices made by all ethical service members are heroic." She isn't humble, and is she insinuating that some service members aren't ethical? Needs moar ranch dressing.

cessnadriver's avatar

Legend has it that she prefers the BBC.

cessnadriver's avatar

It's the media's fault for reporting it.

cessnadriver's avatar

She eats the baby seals raw. Like a 'Merkin!

cessnadriver's avatar

Those are surveyor's marks. Librlz don no notin.

cessnadriver's avatar

She is the moron that every republican everywhere wants to have as the next president.