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Ah, RIGHT. Trump is A American Hero, with his voice, in the arena of saying words. It’s like fighting in the Nam, basically, but without the pesky risk of injury or capture or torture or death.

I am reminded of the darling Romneykinder, who were hyoooooge cheerleaders for The War Against Terror (Eternal Edition), but sadly could not dash off to the recruitment center, as much as they wanted to, because they were far too busy helping Pater "fight the Culture War here at home."

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Dear God, Lou Sarah must REALLY hate John McCain.

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Oh come on, you act like eleven school bus breaks being cut is a crime or something.

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Do not try to reason it out.

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She gets faxed talking points from her Kochy lords on high and then runs their draft thru her salad shooter set to the fake AK folksy patois button.

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She later claimed that Meyer was just a stranger out of the audience rather than the pigeon she had selected for Bristle. Mr 'honor' never saw a need to correct her either so his integrity is at about the same low level as Palin's.

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I do not like to make fun of the developmentally disabled. Therefore, I have no comment about Mrs. Palin.

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It's just catechism, like "Obamacare is a train wreck". It is, literally, not intended to be a factual statement. It's a statement of the Not-At-All-Nicean Creed

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Huh. So that's what $A®AH!™ being a "uniter" looks like.

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I assume she thinks it has to do with salad.

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And this: "..and in my humble opinion the sacrifices made by all ethical service members are heroic." She isn't humble, and is she insinuating that some service members aren't ethical? Needs moar ranch dressing.

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Legend has it that she prefers the BBC.

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It's the media's fault for reporting it.

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She eats the baby seals raw. Like a 'Merkin!

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Those are surveyor's marks. Librlz don no notin.

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She is the moron that every republican everywhere wants to have as the next president.

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