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Clearly, you and I have different understandings of SarahPAC.

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Yeah! And where the hell was Griftle or whatever her name is, rightful and necessary Second Amendment Remedy, huh? How's a <strike>girl</strike>innocent victim of media bias to defend herself without at least a semi-automatic pistol or a Mossberg pump-action with the folding milled-steel stock and optional tactical foregrip, which retails for just about $109.95 from S-Mart?

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How does that old song go?

Oh yes: Teach your children well.

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I often ask myself: what's so great about white people ANYWAY?

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We lernt it on Hee Haw

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The last time I got into a punching match with anyone was back when I was in 8th grade, and that was 48 years ago. I have never even been in the vicinity of any kind of brawl since then, not even in punk clubs in the late 70s. Neither have any of my friends, and I live in red flannel country. Where are all of these fights taking place?

I mean, besides Wasilla?

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This whole episode just reeks of "celebrity wannabe."

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So enlighten me here, was runt cunt hurt or not, one minute she has whipped the world then the next she is being hillbilly hopped to the er for mergency life threatening bruises

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I've actually considered leaking the Fartknocker report, but I do not think the world is ready.

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Bible Spice - you win the internets today, man.

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Ok, $arah, you won. I'd bet five American dollars that nobody on Wonkette can name 10 failed VP candidates without Wikipedia. You've managed to evade that fate. Good for you. Now pretend to be a decent human being and STeverlastingFU, 'kay? And take your litter off the stage with you when you go, and I do mean litter in every sense of the word.

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Ya know Sarah, may be you should consider quitting. Or you can be like Honey Boo Boo and just be cancelled. <a href="http://www.sacbee.com/enter..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sacbee.com/entertainment/celebrities/a...">http://www.sacbee.com/enter...

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If they all got injured so badly, that prayer shield must've had a few holes in it.

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Oh, come on. You live in the land of Stone.

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Okay, let's see.

Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Tundratwat Johnny Whatzizname the videographer-fucker Joe Loserman Damn, who the fuck was Dole's running mate? The General Guy that ran with Perot Dan Potatoe Shit, this really is hard Gerry Ferraro Walter Mondale Bob Dole says "Bob Dole"

You win.

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If only Sarah had the courage to refudiate this event.

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