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Oh, ho, are you not learning grifhopper? You only CLAIM much higher expenses on that paperwork stuff. Forge a receipt if you have to.

Don't tell me you missed the obvious skimming opportunities to filch from your own grifting factory!?

Sheesh, what kind of pathetic grifters are we raising nowadays, anyway?

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Billy Bragg FTW!

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Don Rickles is still alive? Awesome!

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OT Bristol's name. I was talking with a co-worker about tats this morning and I mentioned levi's rings tat, but I played around with Bristol's name. I think my office mate now thinks here name is Bristlecone.

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No kidding...the girl is on fire.

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A lttle OT but it is still about Sarah.... just as she likes it. <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/...">http://www.theatlantic.com/...

No one showed up for her movie.

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Grifting counts as an ability...not honest work but an ability.

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I hear ya bro...things suck here as well. I've come to the conclusion that if my boss isn't on my ass, it means my job is in remission.

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Magic Eye stickers would be appropriate: it looks like nonsense but if you stand here really still and really focus....still looks like nonsense.

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And this is from that C review: <i>"The Undefeated flatlines after an hour of empty back-patting and no dramatic edge. Bannon actively avoids any of Palin's setbacks, downplaying the entire 2008 presidential campaign to a few minutes of screen time."</i> The C may have been much like the C occasionally given to a student who failed the class once and you desperately never want to see him again.

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Still- a vacation that pays for itself is a pretty cool thing. I'm gonna wrap my car in the Uniform Commercial Code next time I go to the Catskills, and see if it works for me.

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Her last Slim Jim hunt didn't go well... those suckers are getting wily.

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<i>The trip is expected to resume in the Midwest this summer, but it has been delayed in part because Palin was called for jury duty in Alaska and must report to the local courthouse each morning for the rest of July or until she is placed on a jury.</i>

... or unless she wants to go fishing, or has a TV show to do, or is putting in an appearance in Iowa somewhere, or she just doesn't feel like it that day.

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This should make that poor schmoe in Oklahoma who quit his job and is "working" for her for free quite happy. His time has been as well spent as the donations to Sarah's PAC. Of Lies.

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She's differently abled. HOLY SHIT! Did I just say Sarah Palin™ is "abled" in any way? Now I'm going to have to cut off both my typing hands (which is harder than it s

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to be fair, it is newsweek.

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