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Look Over There! A terrorist gay trans abortion Squirrel!

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Palin is a boob why is anyone paying any attention to that moron.

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*and* likewise!

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Denial is a mountebank in Alaska.

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NightTrainish?

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It's cute that she thinks Yahoo won't have 942309504 archives of that.

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Wow. Syphilis is really hard on the brain, evidently.

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Fuck you McCain

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Or cash gets found in freezers

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First hand news from Wasilla. Our employee who went to HS with Barstool (they made out and smoked a bit), has the majority of his family still up there. As he describes it, Wasilla is under siege by the local methheads. His family has been ripped off twice since he started working for us in May to the tune of about $20k in tools they use in their biz. They have photos, cops can't/won't do anything about it.The second burglary involved a cutting torch as our friend's father installed a barred steel door after the first one. They and the neighbors (anyone straight has been ripped off) now take turn staying up all night (armed of course), it does not sound like it will end well for anyone.He will not move back, he is afraid what would happen to his significant other, and he does not want to be involved in a shooting.Nice, I think I will stay hidden in the Sierra. Meth heads cannot afford to live in our town, the only advantage of ridiculous real estate prices.

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in Alaska if you are a palin you can get away with murder, or almost murder as trac palin did, why did he hunt his girlfriend down in sarah palins house drunk with a loaded ar 15, and now the leader of the state is going to be picked as vp to trump

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Eghazigate!!!

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Next thing you know, she'll be callin' herself a goddam Community Organizer.

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Track was jacking off to internet porn and got jizz on the keyboard. There, I said it.

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When you've got the DT's and it's the only alcohol you can find.

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I had to look up Boone's Farm to get the joke. So it's like Snapple with trace amounts of alcohol...? And it's for hillbillies?

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