You guys Sarah Palin is the fucking best. Just when we've forgotten all about her, she manages to wander into the news cycle again. Each time she does it there is an ever-increasing spiral of incoherence and, blessedly for yr Wonkette, comedy gold. So what's up with Sarah Palin, imaginary United States President For Life, today? Oh, just musing about
I would be all YAYAYAYAY if I weren't pretty sure that this would make Rinse Preebus really happy.
No one wants Sarah to STFU and go away more than the GOP. From their pov having all their bingobongoboops run off and form a third party has a definite upside:
1. They would then be free to at least try to get a couple of hispanics to vote for them, and maybe even a wimmin or two.
2. Everyone who registers for the Freedumb Party will vote GOP inside the booth anyway.
Next year, once Obamacare is fully implemented, we get to pick <i>who</i> Republicans gay-marry. Imma vote for Palin and one or more of the Kardashians.
Also: She tells them that she dumped you because you were abusive. Then, years later, she talks to you as if both of those things were true. Like you weren&#039;t even there...
Nope, welcome to the GOP. The Freedumb Party would end all taxes except defense spending and then go home. Mission accomplished.
I would be all YAYAYAYAY if I weren&#039;t pretty sure that this would make Rinse Preebus really happy.
No one wants Sarah to STFU and go away more than the GOP. From their pov having all their bingobongoboops run off and form a third party has a definite upside:
1. They would then be free to at least try to get a couple of hispanics to vote for them, and maybe even a wimmin or two.
2. Everyone who registers for the Freedumb Party will vote GOP inside the booth anyway.
Even so, it might be worth it just for the lolz.
The hell with Ed Snowden;you are my hero.
Palin - still pissed that America took one look at her and voted for the black guy instead.
it&#039;s a dirty dirty job and i for one wish we could find someone else to take up this burden.
Yaweh?
the outreach to woman continues apace.
Well, regional, anyway.
Next year, once Obamacare is fully implemented, we get to pick <i>who</i> Republicans gay-marry. Imma vote for Palin and one or more of the Kardashians.
How far out of the mainstream do you have to be to believe that there are &quot;mainstream&quot; Republicans?
FIFY
Much win.
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If anything could convince me of the existence of a kind and loving God, it would be this.
Will she call it the &quot;I see Moscow&quot; party?
<i>she suggested such an option was feasible</i>
And the former half governor of Alaska comes out of non-self-imposed exile once again to preach to the converted
Also: She tells them that she dumped you because you were abusive. Then, years later, she talks to you as if both of those things were true. Like you weren&#039;t even there...
With the heat today, I almost feel like joining you out there, on that thin ice.
Looks refreshing.