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a.k.a. <i>The Grift of the Magpie</i>

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Yeah, I know, right? It's almost as if <em>someone</em> doesn't know which parts of Christianity are supposed to be most important to Christians.

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Except on Fifth Avenue at 50th, where <i>we</i> can barely go by.

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Erm.... Grandma I'd etc, etc

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Just like a Telefunken U47....

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Natasha: Oh Boris, you're so evil. Boris: Stop, stop. You make me blush.

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She's not coming to Hartford! She's not coming to Hartford!

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Thanks for the buzzkill, Buster!

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I’m fairly certain she quit reality a long time ago.

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Memo to Moosebrains: The Nativity is <i>not</i> the center of the faith -- and the fact that you can grift on it doesn't make it so.

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I am glad to see Minneapolis is nearly last on her list. That means Her Quitingness will probably not get here. She’s most likely scheduled at the Mauled of America where she’ll fit right in with the gaudy glitz and cheesy glitter.

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How schaden would your freude be, if she lifted big chunks of it from Rand Paul's "writings"?

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A few hundred $.01 used copies on Amazon will fix that.

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That's one way to keep her out of sight. Surely someone is willing to take on the task, as a pub(l)ic service.

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Yikes! I would be creeped out for a month.

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The 2013 fighting season is already underway . . . Halloween got taken out by a surprise attack (Best Buy Xmas ads, in Octfuckingtober.)

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