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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

a.k.a. <i>The Grift of the Magpie</i>

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, I know, right? It's almost as if <em>someone</em> doesn't know which parts of Christianity are supposed to be most important to Christians.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Except on Fifth Avenue at 50th, where <i>we</i> can barely go by.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Erm.... Grandma I'd etc, etc

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jqheywood's avatar

Just like a Telefunken U47....

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Natasha: Oh Boris, you're so evil. Boris: Stop, stop. You make me blush.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She's not coming to Hartford! She's not coming to Hartford!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Thanks for the buzzkill, Buster!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m fairly certain she quit reality a long time ago.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Memo to Moosebrains: The Nativity is <i>not</i> the center of the faith -- and the fact that you can grift on it doesn't make it so.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I am glad to see Minneapolis is nearly last on her list. That means Her Quitingness will probably not get here. She’s most likely scheduled at the Mauled of America where she’ll fit right in with the gaudy glitz and cheesy glitter.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How schaden would your freude be, if she lifted big chunks of it from Rand Paul's "writings"?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A few hundred $.01 used copies on Amazon will fix that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's one way to keep her out of sight. Surely someone is willing to take on the task, as a pub(l)ic service.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yikes! I would be creeped out for a month.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The 2013 fighting season is already underway . . . Halloween got taken out by a surprise attack (Best Buy Xmas ads, in Octfuckingtober.)

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