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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No shame, DJ...no shame. Just be thankful your "dad" came as a human form and not a bull, swan, or shower of gold like some other god.

102415's avatar

A Sarah Palin pin in case she gets lost.

fuflans's avatar

that is just an awful awful thing you wrote.

fuflans's avatar

this is a little off topic but i am in a shallow mood today. wtf is on her jacket?

fuflans's avatar

she's got chutzpah that one.

102415's avatar

MCcain told her she had to go do this or he wouldn't let her become his second in command of Sovereign Arizonia. She is serious about that Senator job and the girls can breed with the Quayles and I do need a drink after all.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

But...on the positive side, he is the product of rape and his mom decided to carry him to term. None of this "except in the case of rape/incest" nonsense.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You'll never see the original. Those stone long form certificates are a bitch to lug around.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Math question:

If Palin and Bachmann appeared together, how many boobs would there be?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well...she did go to Canada...but that was just for the free health care.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That'll teach to eat spicy food.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Even if she could, it would probably only be half way.

PsycWench's avatar

Afterwards, I'm meeting with Netanyahu to discuss how many multiple choice questions I should put on next week's exam and whether he should or should not eat Claussen pickles.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She’s there to show them how to shoot Palestinians from helicopters. Too soon or not soon enough?