Haha, did you think she was really going away? NEVER. Not until the last nickel is grifted! Sarah Palin is doing an International Lecture Tour, which will consist of one speech (in India, because why not?) and then a second stop in Fox News' closest strategic American ally, Israel. You don't just "go to India," wherever that is, without stopping at Jesus' house. (Wait 'til she finds out Jesus is just some gay programmer who shares a flat in Tel Aviv by the dance clubs with his boyfriend, an Arab.) Why do wingnut Republicans considering a White House run always go to Israel? WE TOLD YOU IDIOTS ALREADY, because it's where Jesus lives. Wait 'til she finds out those Israelis are all
No shame, DJ...no shame. Just be thankful your "dad" came as a human form and not a bull, swan, or shower of gold like some other god.
MCcain told her she had to go do this or he wouldn't let her become his second in command of Sovereign Arizonia. She is serious about that Senator job and the girls can breed with the Quayles and I do need a drink after all.
But...on the positive side, he is the product of rape and his mom decided to carry him to term. None of this "except in the case of rape/incest" nonsense.
Afterwards, I'm meeting with Netanyahu to discuss how many multiple choice questions I should put on next week's exam and whether he should or should not eat Claussen pickles.
No shame, DJ...no shame. Just be thankful your "dad" came as a human form and not a bull, swan, or shower of gold like some other god.
A Sarah Palin pin in case she gets lost.
Yeah. So? ;:
that is just an awful awful thing you wrote.
this is a little off topic but i am in a shallow mood today. wtf is on her jacket?
she's got chutzpah that one.
MCcain told her she had to go do this or he wouldn't let her become his second in command of Sovereign Arizonia. She is serious about that Senator job and the girls can breed with the Quayles and I do need a drink after all.
But...on the positive side, he is the product of rape and his mom decided to carry him to term. None of this "except in the case of rape/incest" nonsense.
You'll never see the original. Those stone long form certificates are a bitch to lug around.
We can only hope.
Math question:
If Palin and Bachmann appeared together, how many boobs would there be?
Well...she did go to Canada...but that was just for the free health care.
That'll teach to eat spicy food.
Even if she could, it would probably only be half way.
Afterwards, I'm meeting with Netanyahu to discuss how many multiple choice questions I should put on next week's exam and whether he should or should not eat Claussen pickles.
She’s there to show them how to shoot Palestinians from helicopters. Too soon or not soon enough?