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Surprised the RNC didn't ask her to return that wig.

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Sarah Palin - making Marge Schott look good.

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Half a million in eight months? Grifter Barbie clearly needs to go to Trump U to learn everything she needs to know about defrauding the gullible in just three days.

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Oh by the way, Sarahlou, comparing people you want to lose to successful, somewhat well-liked people like Mark Wahlberg by reminding them of how said people give them Good Vibrations probably isn't going to have the effect you want.

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She can see Alaska from her home in Arizona?

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It shouldn't be that hard to find a senate candidate, given how few people there are in Alaska to consider.

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Indeed. Earthworm poop is good for growing stuff.

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It's a fair question. It behaves like it's part of Russia or Canada or Mars or something. I have yet to see any actual proof that it's part of the United States. I've only seen the short form.

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<i>There are thousands of good Alaskans</i>

Yep, that is, if you count every man, woman, child, bear, and stray dog in the state.

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"winky harpy" is exceptional too, also

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Nothing says "Servant's Heart" like Sarah Palin.

That bitch lives to serve.

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And how he tried to kill a guy?

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Can't run for Senate Greta, not with the Ronco salad and wolf shooter coming out just in time for the holidays

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Palin - still bitter that America took one look at her and voted for the black guy instead.

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