Everyone in this country is, one way or another, a victim of snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin. But according to the expert investigative journalists at TIME, there is one particular victim who needed to have her story told . That would be 20-year-old Sarah Palin, a college student whose parents made a very unfortunate decision back in 1991 that has resulted in suffering, ridicule, and saying things like, “Whenever I fill out a form for the first time, the store clerk or receptionist or whoever will look at me like I'm being a jerk.” And things will probably get worse for this girl, who we will call Also Sarah Palin, because once “Sarah Palin” is trademarked, Bristol and Willow are contractually obligated to ride their snowmobiles down to Heath, Texas and hack Also Sarah Palin to death with an icicle, while Tripp watches.
well the good thing for sarah palin (2) is that it's all coming to an end. and when she cures cancer or develops spacepac technology or creates some hot new dance move - the other sarah palin will be merely a footnote in a very bad smelling period of american history.
During the Middle Ages (a.k.a. the good old days, to the religious right), names were in short supply, so they had to tack on distinguishing suffixes like "the Elder".
This woman could go with "Sarah the Smarter" -- and totally eliminate the confusion.
The President and CEO of the company I work for is named John McCain -- referred to as President McCain. We have a Vice President named Tim Conway. And another Vice President named Vice. Also a Vice President Dick. Pretty sure young Ms Palin can write her own ticket in my office.
Yes, things have been difficult for this Sarah Palin, but just imagine the shock when her classmate Ricky Santorum first Googled <i>his</i> name.
True ... &quot;Sarah the Smarter&quot; merely tells you who you&#039;re <i>not</i> talking to.
Julianne Moore?
Julianne Moore?
well the good thing for sarah palin (2) is that it&#039;s all coming to an end. and when she cures cancer or develops spacepac technology or creates some hot new dance move - the other sarah palin will be merely a footnote in a very bad smelling period of american history.
During the Middle Ages (a.k.a. the good old days, to the religious right), names were in short supply, so they had to tack on distinguishing suffixes like &quot;the Elder&quot;.
This woman could go with &quot;Sarah the Smarter&quot; -- and totally eliminate the confusion.
Sarah Palin. Doh.
Think of the fun she could have on Twitter!
Newt Gingrich?
The President and CEO of the company I work for is named John McCain -- referred to as President McCain. We have a Vice President named Tim Conway. And another Vice President named Vice. Also a Vice President Dick. Pretty sure young Ms Palin can write her own ticket in my office.
Dangerous Dan McGrew?
Robert Johnson, Bessie Smith, &quot;Blind Lemon&quot; Gurukalehuru -- all the blues greats have common surnames.
I think Michael Palin might have a strong damages lawsuit.
As soon as the line of Casey Anthonys clears out, she can proceed.
Yes, things have been difficult for this Sarah Palin, but just imagine the shock when her classmate Ricky Santorum first Googled <i>his</i> name.