Just yesterday, we celebrated star actress of The Learning Channel, Sarah Palin, and her sweatshirt-glam cover on Newsweek magazine, where she bravely declared , “I can win,” even though she is not in any sort of snowshoe race or Scrabble match at the moment, not that she could possibly win either of those things. The most riveting piece of this important cover story was, of course, the part where Sarah Palin got all nostalgic for the imaginary time in her head when a lady could hop off her Tour Bus to Nowhere, wander into the mini-mart with a single dollar bill, and leave with a Slim Jim in hand. Apparently this happened to Sarah Palin, “just recently,” before beef jerky prices skyrocketed 169 percent. More than likely, though, Todd Palin just has an unquenchable thirst for Slim Jims.
well, they may take gov't in 2012, but at least they lost the light bulb vote.
Bullmoose!
But, it ain't the meat -- it's the motion.
Not that many, really...
...and looks around for another.
I'm waiting for Mitt to explain how it's Obama's fault.
No worse than "jumbo shrimp".
If it can make some Wall St. schmuck a pile of money, you can be sure that it happens.
None of that slapping bullshit, I want full-on ultimate fighter cage match action.
I caught Dweezil's show. He did good. Frank would be proud.
Careful, You'll go the way of J*ck St**f.
I can't get over the "fact" that beef is a major ingredient of a Slime Jim.
You know, one of these days Sarah is going to be right about something. Yup, one of these days.
Anyone who sort of quotes Zappa, Flo and Eddie is OK.
Bachmann v. Palin.
Slapfight!!!!
Oh. Like you wouldn't pay good money to see that.
Bend over for that dollar Slim Jim, Sarah.