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bobbert's avatar

Dana Perino?

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marxalot's avatar

All those rights and protections means they can be picky about their clientele?

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

AGE¹ Achiever of the Year!

¹ - Amurrican Grifting Entrepreneurs

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

ICE BONER ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN! <a href="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawk..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/...">http://i.kinja-img.com/gawk...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mama Joe Sheppard: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.

Trixie: Breasts, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them.

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diogenez's avatar

To be fair, Sarah Palin is a bigger laughingstock than she was last year.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Or dying in tragic ice borer accidents, too.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So her achievements consist of predicting things that any person with two functioning brain cells could have predicted, endorsing people in "safe" Repubican Districts who could have won even if they dropped dead a month before the election, and ending up on two lists just a few notches above those "Who's Who" books that people shill to the rubes.

By that measure, the Editrix should have been named God Empress of the Universe.

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chascates's avatar

She is as goofy as a runover dog. And not nearly so easy to be around.

The Palin family are the hick's Kardashians.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I should be so lucky as to lay about!

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I prefer "transitioning between carers while catching up essential popular culture events from an ergonomical horizontal position" thank you very much.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Sounds like a club they wouldn't want to belong to.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I missed read the title, I thought it was grfter of the year. That would make sense at least.

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