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Wait, what? She thought it was the Whaling Wall.

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In a pinch, you can add 1 part vodka to 5 parts Welch's grape juice, and you're there.

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Katz's. Not the Carnegie. Unless she's faking it.

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I stand corrected.

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<i>“They’re hammering him about the one issue that he has brought up and not been shy about, and that’s the birth certificate. He’s answering reporters’ questions about his view on the birth certificate. And reporters turn that around and say that’s all he’s got,” she said, showing off her expert analysis.</i>

So....it's the reporters' fault he keeps talking about it? What the hell is she trying to say here?

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O.J. Simpson....not a Jew!

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Looks like Sarah's also wearing jowl implants.

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Yeah, but you have crappy jewelry.

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We have Kansas, and "Tornado Alley."

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Yes it is, but good luck getting the chalef through in one stroke. On an intact, unstunned animal.

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Evangelicals and Penny-costals, like Sarah "Blood Libel" Palin, wear the Star Of David and adore the Jews because God has promised to use them in the end times by killing them and throwing them into the lake of fire first. GO JEWS!

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She's becoming the female version of Ann Coulter.

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Cover your hair!

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Maybe it's the promised land that she's seeing from her back porch.

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Is moose kosher?

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