Sarah Palin Will Murder Mitt Romney With A Semiautomatic Weapon

When you heard the news about Mitt Romney being terribly disrespectful to Sarah Palin by suggesting she's only important because she's purty, you probably wondered what this Alaskan "mama bear" would do about it.

Naturally, she will hunt Romney down while he goes on one of his elite Northeastern pansy "fitness runs" through the woods, and she will eat him, or maybe shoot him, for sport.

 Monday Open Thread: There's a Bore in the Woods [Conservatives4Palin via Ben Smith ]