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therblig's avatar

Goldfish? sounds jewish

dshwa's avatar

Went to a Catholic funeral mass this weekend. I'd forgotten about Catholic calisthenics and got the refresher. At least they let us heathens sit instead of kneeling.

therblig's avatar

like anyone who's had a bellyfull, she wants more.

Pecker Rider of Pern's avatar

I'm like that with my lack of faith. You won't see me not praying on street corners.

Respiteini's avatar

Hooray for the Internet.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

the lower the signal to noise ratio the better for those precious snowflakes, to many facts confuse them

btwbfdimho's avatar

He died for your sins, so if you don't sin he died in vain.

yyyaz's avatar

Meh. She is an adult playing her role in the little S/M theater she has created for her throbbing fans. The real victim here is democracy, whose safeword she and her troupe assiduously ignore.

Gareth the dung shoveler's avatar

51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: 52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

It's one of the perks of being Messiah: groupies.

btwbfdimho's avatar

Shakeable or no shakeable?

DahBoner's avatar

Jeeeeeesus. Because he thinks he's not coming in second.

DahBoner's avatar

I can see why they break almost every one of the 10 Comandments, now....

Lefty Wright's avatar

Donald's verse sounds like the lead in to a joke. Two Corinthians walked into a bar....

Yr. Gma's avatar

He put money in the communion tray? Dear gawd.