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Hah do do!

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Goldfish? sounds jewish

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Went to a Catholic funeral mass this weekend. I'd forgotten about Catholic calisthenics and got the refresher. At least they let us heathens sit instead of kneeling.

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The miracle of The Google.

http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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like anyone who's had a bellyfull, she wants more.

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I'm like that with my lack of faith. You won't see me not praying on street corners.

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Hooray for the Internet.

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the lower the signal to noise ratio the better for those precious snowflakes, to many facts confuse them

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He died for your sins, so if you don't sin he died in vain.

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Meh. She is an adult playing her role in the little S/M theater she has created for her throbbing fans. The real victim here is democracy, whose safeword she and her troupe assiduously ignore.

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51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: 52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

It's one of the perks of being Messiah: groupies.

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Shakeable or no shakeable?

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Jeeeeeesus. Because he thinks he's not coming in second.

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I can see why they break almost every one of the 10 Comandments, now....

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Donald's verse sounds like the lead in to a joke. Two Corinthians walked into a bar....

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He put money in the communion tray? Dear gawd.

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