See how time passes these days, faster than you thought it would, faster than the rules of the space-time continuum suggest they could, because Track Palin and his wife of three months, Britta, have a new baby!
The baby is a Palin, so must have been born pregnant or something. Sarah Palin™ will be a great-grand-mother* by this time next year. _________________________ * by custom only. she is neither "great" nor "grand" nor -- it's plain to see -- much of a "mother". Where is her youngest cub these days?
I'm trying to remember theoretical physics here. I recall that space-time would be warped around an object of infinite density (most Palins seem to approach this condition) but I think time would be dilated rather than compressed.
Hockey Monkey is a great song. I like that we could call her Zam!
Sarah Palin Celebrates Bastard Grandchild #2 - http://goo.gl/VuNcHC
Careful, or Incensed Debate will take away the word "special".
I used to love "Swift's Premium" sausages -- somehow I never made the connection.
The baby is a Palin, so must have been born pregnant or something. Sarah Palin™ will be a great-grand-mother* by this time next year. _________________________ * by custom only. she is neither "great" nor "grand" nor -- it's plain to see -- much of a "mother". Where is her youngest cub these days?
Competely OT, Owls, but hope your cleanliness is going well.
i'm not going to snark here as:
1. the palins really are irrelevancies at this point 2. i kinda hope that military son and pregnant gal turn into boring normal people.
I'm trying to remember theoretical physics here. I recall that space-time would be warped around an object of infinite density (most Palins seem to approach this condition) but I think time would be dilated rather than compressed.
I guess Britta's water broke early.
Baby girl, 6lbs 4oz + the awful weight of granny grizzly Sarah Palin™ around her neck
With God's grace, Kyla Grace will live into the 22nd century, about the time we've cleaned up the Tea Party and Repubican mess.
I had Tribble. Drat.
This is just evidence that fetii are actually babies in the first trimester, obviously.
So with you.
Exactly!
Just because I can afford pajama jeans doesn't mean I'd ever want to have them.
Sarah Palin is a GILF....Grandma I'd Like to Forget.
Kyla must be one those Polaroid Babies™ . She might be a little out of focus but you get almost instantaneous results.
Eh, Good luck kid, if I were you I'd run away and join a circus as soon as you can walk. Circus folk are good people.