See how time passes these days, faster than you thought it would, faster than the rules of the space-time continuum suggest they could, because Track Palin and his wife of three months, Britta, have a new baby! That is "the miracle of science" that the Palin family tree has discovered and been perfecting in their homemethlabs recently, how to churn out a nine-month-old fetus a mere three months after a shotgun wedding. Can everyone even believe it? Maybe, for one second, because breeding is the main cash crop of the extended Palin family. Research and development is the lifeblood of company growth, etc. Oh well, whatever/congratulations!
The baby is a Palin, so must have been born pregnant or something. Sarah Palin™ will be a great-grand-mother* by this time next year. _________________________ * by custom only. she is neither "great" nor "grand" nor -- it's plain to see -- much of a "mother". Where is her youngest cub these days?
I'm trying to remember theoretical physics here. I recall that space-time would be warped around an object of infinite density (most Palins seem to approach this condition) but I think time would be dilated rather than compressed.
Hockey Monkey is a great song. I like that we could call her Zam!
Sarah Palin Celebrates Bastard Grandchild #2 - http://goo.gl/VuNcHC
Careful, or Incensed Debate will take away the word "special".
I used to love "Swift's Premium" sausages -- somehow I never made the connection.
The baby is a Palin, so must have been born pregnant or something. Sarah Palin™ will be a great-grand-mother* by this time next year. _________________________ * by custom only. she is neither "great" nor "grand" nor -- it's plain to see -- much of a "mother". Where is her youngest cub these days?
Competely OT, Owls, but hope your cleanliness is going well.
i'm not going to snark here as:
1. the palins really are irrelevancies at this point 2. i kinda hope that military son and pregnant gal turn into boring normal people.
I'm trying to remember theoretical physics here. I recall that space-time would be warped around an object of infinite density (most Palins seem to approach this condition) but I think time would be dilated rather than compressed.
I guess Britta's water broke early.
Baby girl, 6lbs 4oz + the awful weight of granny grizzly Sarah Palin™ around her neck
With God's grace, Kyla Grace will live into the 22nd century, about the time we've cleaned up the Tea Party and Repubican mess.
I had Tribble. Drat.
This is just evidence that fetii are actually babies in the first trimester, obviously.
So with you.
Exactly!
Just because I can afford pajama jeans doesn't mean I'd ever want to have them.
Sarah Palin is a GILF....Grandma I'd Like to Forget.
Kyla must be one those Polaroid Babies™ . She might be a little out of focus but you get almost instantaneous results.
Eh, Good luck kid, if I were you I'd run away and join a circus as soon as you can walk. Circus folk are good people.