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bobbert's avatar

Prolly NSA.

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bobbert's avatar

I don't think I can bring myself to listen to it, but I would be remiss if I did not point out that the vertically hanging US flag on the back wall there by the evil Hindu(?) tapestry is fucking BACKWARDS.

Amurka's Most Patriotic Band isn't too hip to the Flag Code.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And here I thought that it was Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.

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Bezoar's avatar

These guys are all Ted Nugent's progeny with his groupies?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

*Hangs head in shame*

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Vienna Woods's avatar

We also have to take responsibility for Celine, don't forget.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yep, the really crazy names are starting to hit high school right now. I'm glad I'm retiring in 2 years. Most egregious: going for totally stoopid spelling of popular name to make your kid "unique". Ex: Khrystyne. Because using a less popular name (read: old-fashioned) just wouldn't do.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I know that Sarah is totally butch, but for heaven's sake, does she have nothing to appeal to the female half of her slavering fans- those who scrapbook and deep-fry everything and then try the latest diet and do appalling crafts that they find on Pinterest?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My personal favorite is the poor creature who thought that the "Fucking awesome"- Creed comment was not satirical.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What is this Merry Can?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

You did better than me - I lasted 15. At that point my brain tried save itself by escaping my skull through my ears and I had to stop it. I can't tell if this is an "costume/character" band or these guys really want to look like aging redneck hipsters.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Word Salad Wall of Noise Drivel Lyrics

A trifecta of oral and aural assault. This will be a black hole for viewers' IQ points.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Maybe they could just burn their guitars.

While they were sitting on them.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Jose - Can you see...?"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Sick.

I think Duh Gov' should try #mcconnelling - a tv ad with no sound.

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diogenez's avatar

Don't worry - the show will only last half a season.

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