You guys we are so excited to bring you this sick new jam that is going to be the theme song for Sarah Palin's latest teevee vanity project that she will quit in six months, "Amazing America." Conveniently, the song is also too called "Amazing America" so Sarah can't mess up the name.
I don't think I can bring myself to listen to it, but I would be remiss if I did not point out that the vertically hanging US flag on the back wall there by the evil Hindu(?) tapestry is fucking BACKWARDS.
Amurka's Most Patriotic Band isn't too hip to the Flag Code.
Yep, the really crazy names are starting to hit high school right now. I'm glad I'm retiring in 2 years. Most egregious: going for totally stoopid spelling of popular name to make your kid "unique". Ex: Khrystyne. Because using a less popular name (read: old-fashioned) just wouldn't do.
I know that Sarah is totally butch, but for heaven's sake, does she have nothing to appeal to the female half of her slavering fans- those who scrapbook and deep-fry everything and then try the latest diet and do appalling crafts that they find on Pinterest?
You did better than me - I lasted 15. At that point my brain tried save itself by escaping my skull through my ears and I had to stop it. I can't tell if this is an "costume/character" band or these guys really want to look like aging redneck hipsters.
Prolly NSA.
I don't think I can bring myself to listen to it, but I would be remiss if I did not point out that the vertically hanging US flag on the back wall there by the evil Hindu(?) tapestry is fucking BACKWARDS.
Amurka's Most Patriotic Band isn't too hip to the Flag Code.
And here I thought that it was Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
These guys are all Ted Nugent's progeny with his groupies?
*Hangs head in shame*
We also have to take responsibility for Celine, don't forget.
Yep, the really crazy names are starting to hit high school right now. I'm glad I'm retiring in 2 years. Most egregious: going for totally stoopid spelling of popular name to make your kid "unique". Ex: Khrystyne. Because using a less popular name (read: old-fashioned) just wouldn't do.
I know that Sarah is totally butch, but for heaven's sake, does she have nothing to appeal to the female half of her slavering fans- those who scrapbook and deep-fry everything and then try the latest diet and do appalling crafts that they find on Pinterest?
My personal favorite is the poor creature who thought that the "Fucking awesome"- Creed comment was not satirical.
What is this Merry Can?
You did better than me - I lasted 15. At that point my brain tried save itself by escaping my skull through my ears and I had to stop it. I can't tell if this is an "costume/character" band or these guys really want to look like aging redneck hipsters.
Word Salad Wall of Noise Drivel Lyrics
A trifecta of oral and aural assault. This will be a black hole for viewers' IQ points.
Maybe they could just burn their guitars.
While they were sitting on them.
"Jose - Can you see...?"
Sick.
I think Duh Gov' should try #mcconnelling - a tv ad with no sound.
Don't worry - the show will only last half a season.