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can't we all be bored with sarah palin now?

i am for sure.

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She will never go away. They already gave her so much fucking money to be on the TEEVEES they can't bear the loss emotionally.Yes, that is what I said. I grew up in LA and live in NY. I know how these executive decisions are made. They bought her and they want her to make them some money. Common sense doesn't come into it. I wonder if Willow and Trig got left behind to finish up the *children's book*. Hey, it beats clubbing halibut or clubbing with halibut as Bristol will tell you.

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There's only one "Rolling Thunder" - the one that sponsored WKRP: "Rolling Thunder Regularity Tonic."

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Looks like Wikipedia's page on Diana is due for an update.

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This was what? An attempt to escape the media by zooming off in a big hideously-painted tour bus and two following SUVs, and just disappearing into traffic?

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<strike>mobile home</strike> quality customizable modular housing <strike>community</strike> tornado bait.

Fixed more.

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Wal-Martians really are sort of alien, aren't they?

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Don't move to a trailer park....oops, mobile home community.

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More like:

TODD...oh FUCK. WE'RE, WE'RE OUT OF MY TRANQUILIZERS...FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! WILLOW, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND STOP THAT GODDAMN CRYING! TODDDDDDD!!!!

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Maybe she could do the re-make of Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet?

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She brings a whole new definition to white trash.

I find myself longing for the carefree whimsy of Sharron Angle, Christine "I-am-not-a-witch" O'Donnell and maybe Sue "chickens-for-checkups" Lowden.

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