Here is a video from Sarah Silverman, who has finally figured out how to deal with the wage gap between men and women -- just replace her wage-lowering vagina with a value-added penis! And that why she's off to the surgical center to find a peenor that makes just the right fashion and economic statement (make sure you read the labels on the sample fake peens on the tray):
Do NOT get a peen attached to your shoulder. There's a pretty good reason that "go fuck yourself" is both an insult and a physical impossibility.
"RIGHT IN THE EARHOLE? DON'T MIND IF I DO!!"
Dotting an i takes the kegel strength of youth, I have way too many 'miles' (inches?) on my equipment to do that anymore. Either that or I'm just 40 now.
Just what we need: A remake of Yentl.
...didn't Anne Coulter already beat her to this idea?
Walking around isn't the problem; the real problem is all the terrible suggestions it constantly makes.
"I'm stronger with a donger!"
I think the surgical procedure she wants is called an addadicktome.
Down with the Vag Tax! Do not discriminate between indoor and outdoor plumbing!
If this site allowed comments, which it thankfully does not, she could just come here for pness.
Do NOT get a peen attached to your shoulder. There's a pretty good reason that "go fuck yourself" is both an insult and a physical impossibility.
"RIGHT IN THE EARHOLE? DON'T MIND IF I DO!!"
Earn more cash without a ...
Uh, nevermind.
At least this isn&#039;t how they collect the Vagina Tax! <a href="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1370888/thumbs/o-CREEPY...">http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1...
Dotting an i takes the kegel strength of youth, I have way too many &#039;miles&#039; (inches?) on my equipment to do that anymore. Either that or I&#039;m just 40 now.
<i>Together we can fill the gap.</i>
Oooh! oooh! oooh! Me first!!
&quot;Be a <strike>wife</strike> World Beater with a Big Peter!&quot;
And great aim.
Three balls? Oh, OK ... left one, right one, and the one that sits on top of your shoulders.