Sigh. Every time I hear more about what a conspiracy theory-worshipping shithole that Saskatchewan has become, I realize that Tommy Douglas spins in his grave even quicker.
Saskatchewan: because why should Alberta have all the nasty, ignorant assholes?
Randy Feltface tells me all the world's problems started when we cultivated the banana. It's either that, or we're all messing up the world we live in for no good reason, which is intolerable, so it must be the bananas.
The unhinged "Globull Warmists" want to mandate "electric planes". If they are successful, the Chemtrails will be invisible to the naked eye. This alone is reason to reject the whole AOC Green New Deal and hang all its Propellants for Treason.
This province, man. It needs signs at the Alberta and Manitoba borders saying “Welcome to Saskatchewan. It has been xx days since we last embarrassed ourselves on the national stage.” But it only needs zeroes to fill in the sign.
Moe is a wad of butthair you find on the bottom of the toilet seat in a dive bar.
He is a gob of goo stuck to a spitball and shot at the teacher in an 8th grade class.
He is a moldy chunk of hardened cheddar that rolled under the fridge and dried out.
And on his dumbest day he is 8000 IQ points above the sentient dung heap who runs the Sask United or Buffalo or Beefaroni or whatever the hell they call themselves today.
Also, there is a very prominent flat earther in Regina who has his whole car devoted to flat earth slogans like NASA IS A SCAM. He likes to park and yell at people. Our last sighting of this distinguished gentleman was at the new Taco Bell, harassing the people at the drive thru.
And he is LESS WEIRD than the lady who writes slogans on the sidewalk like “Anal is the new vaccine.” No I am not making this up. We also have Dancing Bob, who ran for Mayor on a platform of more dancing, less plandemic.
I guess I never thought all those nice people in Canada would be susceptible to all the craziness, which must be drifting north from the US like so many chemtrails. But I suppose it was inevitable, what with Saskatchewan living upstairs of North Dakota and Montana...
Between the three of us it’s like an apartment building full of people who all have their own pinboards covered in string to map out the New World Order.
Chemtrails is such a fun conspiracy because not only can it not be proved wrong, like all conspiracies, but you don't even need planes! Falling space debris ALSO makes trails as it burns up on reentry! Also apparently while they're not eeeevil chemicals, they ARE bad for climate change for heat-trapping reasons on a macro-level.
I've been to the Buffalo zoo, many times. Nice place, little old fashioned and small, especially for one American bison.
Buffalo's Delaware Park, where the zoo is located, is one of those wonderful Olmsted creations, like Central Park. The park features museums, the aforementioned zoo, a boating lake, gardens, outdoor sculpture ( including a copy of Michelangelo's David, which has been the subject of a running battle, with some forces welding fig leaves to its crotch, and others removing it, leaving a strange brazen wound where Dave's junk ought to be ), ball fields, golf course, active and passive recreation space, areas for public assembly. And if you're into that sort of thing, there's a major crosstown parkway intersecting the park, so you can dodge traffic.
It's worth seeing. And don't forget to take a very short detour down Jewett parkway, which is actually a regular side street and not a dual carriageway, to see the Darwin Martin house. The structure is an amazing example of Frank Lloyd Wright's prairie style. Recently and fully restored, it is a treasure beyond accounting. Unlike Chicago's robie house, this place actually has furnishings. And in a very unbuffalo sort of way, the community actually got together raised money tore down the non-conforming 1960s era apartment block behind the home, and recreated the peristyles and conservatory which connect the big house to a miniature version guest house on a neighboring Street. There's even a modernist visitor center, endowed by and named for Wilson great batch, the Buffalo native and inventor of the pacemaker.
And of course while you're visiting Buffalo, you can knock off several squares on your great North American architects bingo card it very short order: Louis Sullivan, the Sarrinens, EB green, Max Abramovitz, IM Pei, and on and on.
Pro tip: go in the summer, the snow is not as deep.
You’ve just described my stomping grounds in Buffalo. AIB daughter, a surgeon at Roswell Park, lives on Crescent, within 3 blocks of the Martin House and the zoo.
Don't believe so. But the city is largely build on land that had long been occupied by the Seneca people, who had sided with the British during the American Revolution.
The treaty history of Buffalo is long and complex, and includes perpetual reserve of Buffalo Creek to the Seneca, later relinquishment of that reservation and the building of the Erie Canal terminus and modern Buffalo there (and the relocation of some Senecas to Wisconsin) and in our own time, the acquisition of downtown land by the Seneca Nation and the opening of a gaming complex on a piece of the original land, near the Buffalo River and just a block from the restored Commercial Slip, which was the western end of the Erie Canal. The past is never past, indeed.
We are not the Florida of Canada. BC is. Google BC man if you don’t believe me. Also our education system is crappier than Florida’s. We are Canada’s answer to the adage “Thank god for Mississippi!”
Sigh. Every time I hear more about what a conspiracy theory-worshipping shithole that Saskatchewan has become, I realize that Tommy Douglas spins in his grave even quicker.
Saskatchewan: because why should Alberta have all the nasty, ignorant assholes?
Randy Feltface tells me all the world's problems started when we cultivated the banana. It's either that, or we're all messing up the world we live in for no good reason, which is intolerable, so it must be the bananas.
The unhinged "Globull Warmists" want to mandate "electric planes". If they are successful, the Chemtrails will be invisible to the naked eye. This alone is reason to reject the whole AOC Green New Deal and hang all its Propellants for Treason.
Sigh.
This province, man. It needs signs at the Alberta and Manitoba borders saying “Welcome to Saskatchewan. It has been xx days since we last embarrassed ourselves on the national stage.” But it only needs zeroes to fill in the sign.
Moe is a wad of butthair you find on the bottom of the toilet seat in a dive bar.
He is a gob of goo stuck to a spitball and shot at the teacher in an 8th grade class.
He is a moldy chunk of hardened cheddar that rolled under the fridge and dried out.
And on his dumbest day he is 8000 IQ points above the sentient dung heap who runs the Sask United or Buffalo or Beefaroni or whatever the hell they call themselves today.
Also, there is a very prominent flat earther in Regina who has his whole car devoted to flat earth slogans like NASA IS A SCAM. He likes to park and yell at people. Our last sighting of this distinguished gentleman was at the new Taco Bell, harassing the people at the drive thru.
And he is LESS WEIRD than the lady who writes slogans on the sidewalk like “Anal is the new vaccine.” No I am not making this up. We also have Dancing Bob, who ran for Mayor on a platform of more dancing, less plandemic.
I guess I never thought all those nice people in Canada would be susceptible to all the craziness, which must be drifting north from the US like so many chemtrails. But I suppose it was inevitable, what with Saskatchewan living upstairs of North Dakota and Montana...
Between the three of us it’s like an apartment building full of people who all have their own pinboards covered in string to map out the New World Order.
SIGH!
Buffalo got its name from the French “beau fleuve.” English speakers changed it to Buffalo, in honor of a creature that didn’t roam there.
"the projection is, there is going to be a lot more jets flying in the not too distant future than there is today"
>how many decades old is this quote?
Chemtrails is such a fun conspiracy because not only can it not be proved wrong, like all conspiracies, but you don't even need planes! Falling space debris ALSO makes trails as it burns up on reentry! Also apparently while they're not eeeevil chemicals, they ARE bad for climate change for heat-trapping reasons on a macro-level.
I just bought a Taylor Swift album from Justin Trudeau on a street corner in Montreal.
I thought I was doing it of my own volition.
Fucking chemtrails.
Wouldn’t Justin Trudeau be selling Celine Dion albums?
The chemtrails got him also, too!
'Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be a beer-swilling hosehead'
Bob & Doug McKenzie have entered the chat, eh?
Weird Al, in fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_08QVYgp9U
Fun fact: I got put in Faceborg jail once for post that consisted of just two words, “Canadian idiot.”
"Jets is the Devil!!" -Mama Bucher
Boucher, plz.
Do you know what happens when you mix Chemtrails with 5G?
Nothing.
Add some Gin to get an Aviation cocktail?
I've been to the Buffalo zoo, many times. Nice place, little old fashioned and small, especially for one American bison.
Buffalo's Delaware Park, where the zoo is located, is one of those wonderful Olmsted creations, like Central Park. The park features museums, the aforementioned zoo, a boating lake, gardens, outdoor sculpture ( including a copy of Michelangelo's David, which has been the subject of a running battle, with some forces welding fig leaves to its crotch, and others removing it, leaving a strange brazen wound where Dave's junk ought to be ), ball fields, golf course, active and passive recreation space, areas for public assembly. And if you're into that sort of thing, there's a major crosstown parkway intersecting the park, so you can dodge traffic.
It's worth seeing. And don't forget to take a very short detour down Jewett parkway, which is actually a regular side street and not a dual carriageway, to see the Darwin Martin house. The structure is an amazing example of Frank Lloyd Wright's prairie style. Recently and fully restored, it is a treasure beyond accounting. Unlike Chicago's robie house, this place actually has furnishings. And in a very unbuffalo sort of way, the community actually got together raised money tore down the non-conforming 1960s era apartment block behind the home, and recreated the peristyles and conservatory which connect the big house to a miniature version guest house on a neighboring Street. There's even a modernist visitor center, endowed by and named for Wilson great batch, the Buffalo native and inventor of the pacemaker.
And of course while you're visiting Buffalo, you can knock off several squares on your great North American architects bingo card it very short order: Louis Sullivan, the Sarrinens, EB green, Max Abramovitz, IM Pei, and on and on.
Pro tip: go in the summer, the snow is not as deep.
You’ve just described my stomping grounds in Buffalo. AIB daughter, a surgeon at Roswell Park, lives on Crescent, within 3 blocks of the Martin House and the zoo.
Did it destroy a minority neighborhood like Central Park did?
Don't believe so. But the city is largely build on land that had long been occupied by the Seneca people, who had sided with the British during the American Revolution.
The treaty history of Buffalo is long and complex, and includes perpetual reserve of Buffalo Creek to the Seneca, later relinquishment of that reservation and the building of the Erie Canal terminus and modern Buffalo there (and the relocation of some Senecas to Wisconsin) and in our own time, the acquisition of downtown land by the Seneca Nation and the opening of a gaming complex on a piece of the original land, near the Buffalo River and just a block from the restored Commercial Slip, which was the western end of the Erie Canal. The past is never past, indeed.
Saskatchewan... The Florida of Canada with a pinch of woo-woo from California.
We are not the Florida of Canada. BC is. Google BC man if you don’t believe me. Also our education system is crappier than Florida’s. We are Canada’s answer to the adage “Thank god for Mississippi!”
Who’s that gigolo on the street, with his hands in his pockets and his crocodile feet?
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here.
Wasn't "Premier Moe" on just before this week's Svengoolie feature?
Damned egghead scientists goin' agin Bible teachins trying to turn everybody into gay atheists!
Gaytheists?