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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's no way I'm going to sit in a tub and hold hands with these assholes.

Jared James's avatar

It was this weekend. We missed it, on account of We the People consisted of like seventeen truckers and a couple of retired dudes at the VFW bar who only went outside to toke their "preventive glaucoma medicine" in the alley out back.

Jared James's avatar

Genghis Khan was an irreligious Red Chinese sissy who could barely find the balls to kill 80% of the population of godless liberal Persia. Timmeh is more of an Alhambra Decree kind of guy.

Jared James's avatar

Style points for including the synonym "subversive," too. This man's read his John Birch.

PsycWench's avatar

Your reply is a stroke of genius.

PsycWench's avatar

Sometimes I wonder if there is just one birther troll with a lot of time on his hands. They all say about the same thing and they write the same thing really poorly.

PsycWench's avatar

It's the only picture he has. His mom took his smartphone away.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Timmeh! It’s easy to declare yourself the winner of a fight when your metric is how bloody you've made your opponent’s knuckles.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOLz! WaPo, WSJ and Faux are too liberal for his guy? I wonder where he stands on "Genghis Khan Monthly."

WishingIWereThere's avatar

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