Update: Yes, the Hobby Lobby decision was of course written by Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia's Mini-Me. Wonkette regrets the error from here toBritish ColumbiaAlberta. The only thing that can stop a bad guy who's trolling is a good guy who's trolling. Enter the Satanic Temple, a group of happy warriors (for Satan) who have graced these
It depends. There are many different Satanist sects and they beieve in different things. My understanding is that most do not actually worship Satan. Ignorance is considered a "sin" by many of them.
Satan getting involved? I can't wait for the hearing where they cause the Founders' Ghosts to manifest and start shitting all over the Supreme Court with ectoplasmic ghost-poops.
Slimer with a Ben Franklin face would be so awesome, shatting originalist green glop all over Alito and Silent Thomas.
my update was funnier
As an atheist, I say goddam right.
<i>Remembrance of Lost Twinkies.</i>
Actually, as a 66-yo, I&#039;d like to remark that Twinkies have always been disgusting.
You have that part right.
Of course you do.
You probably think the Readers&#039; Digest believes that.
I&#039;ve been waiting for another Drinky Thing, so maybe Hell.
No, that&#039;s Santa.
I don&#039;t think the Church of Satan actually <i>worships</i> Satan, except maybe technically.
It depends. There are many different Satanist sects and they beieve in different things. My understanding is that most do not actually worship Satan. Ignorance is considered a "sin" by many of them.
&quot;[Satanic Temple] spokesperson, Lucien Greaves&quot;
Ruth Gordon should be their spokesperson.
He&#039;s a master at substituting cynical rationalization for actual legal thinking.
Precedents? We don&#039;t need no stinkin precedents!
you know what they say- all those blah robed people look alike
those idjits were voting for dopey Tea Baggers either way
<i>What&rsquo;s good for the fat Satanic goose is good for the fat, Roman Catholic gander, right Justice Scalia?</i>
Nothing like having your shitty decision shoved down your throat, eh Scalia (and Alito, the author)?
a bit of legal foie gras, as it were
Satan getting involved? I can&#039;t wait for the hearing where they cause the Founders&#039; Ghosts to manifest and start shitting all over the Supreme Court with ectoplasmic ghost-poops.
Slimer with a Ben Franklin face would be so awesome, shatting originalist green glop all over Alito and Silent Thomas.