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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my update was funnier

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bobbert's avatar

As an atheist, I say goddam right.

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<i>Remembrance of Lost Twinkies.</i>

Actually, as a 66-yo, I'd like to remark that Twinkies have always been disgusting.

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bobbert's avatar

You have that part right.

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bobbert's avatar

Of course you do.

You probably think the Readers' Digest believes that.

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bobbert's avatar

I've been waiting for another Drinky Thing, so maybe Hell.

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bobbert's avatar

No, that's Santa.

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I don't think the Church of Satan actually <i>worships</i> Satan, except maybe technically.

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

It depends. There are many different Satanist sects and they beieve in different things. My understanding is that most do not actually worship Satan. Ignorance is considered a "sin" by many of them.

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diogenez's avatar

"[Satanic Temple] spokesperson, Lucien Greaves"

Ruth Gordon should be their spokesperson.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's a master at substituting cynical rationalization for actual legal thinking.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Precedents? We don't need no stinkin precedents!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you know what they say- all those blah robed people look alike

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those idjits were voting for dopey Tea Baggers either way

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<i>What’s good for the fat Satanic goose is good for the fat, Roman Catholic gander, right Justice Scalia?</i>

Nothing like having your shitty decision shoved down your throat, eh Scalia (and Alito, the author)?

a bit of legal foie gras, as it were

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Satan getting involved? I can't wait for the hearing where they cause the Founders' Ghosts to manifest and start shitting all over the Supreme Court with ectoplasmic ghost-poops.

Slimer with a Ben Franklin face would be so awesome, shatting originalist green glop all over Alito and Silent Thomas.

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