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Count Awesome's avatar

As well as their innocent souls.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Wingnuts won't understand that either.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

You ignoramus, everyone knows that Faith was the Vampire Slayer who went bad and tried to kill Buffy.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

72 hour waiting period to get a gun sounds about right. Make that 72 days. I mean 72 years.

Querolous's avatar

No, it's the hands that are harvested so us fishermen can lie more better!

HITO's avatar

Things have gotten pretty fucked up to have to rely upon Satanists to efficiently challenge the courts' overt and reckless agenda against women's reproductive rights in the shithole known as Missouri.

All hail the Satanists - and thank Dog for them.

willi0000000's avatar

re: gun permit - one year waiting for "self protection" or similar . . . if you come back at the end of the year for your permit . . . denied! . . . you obviously didn't need it.

willi0000000's avatar

riiiight . . . like i want cheney showing up.

cheetojeebus's avatar

Yep ding ding, tho you forgot an essential element; Something something boobs.

Hutch's avatar

Italians. Whaddya gonna do?

fuflans's avatar

i love you so much.

bobbert's avatar

I have one every year (my dad died of prostate cancer), and that is exactly what it feels like. Except, you know, clinical.

I'm thinking the Missou lawmakers deserve a Louisville Slugger.

bobbert's avatar

Let's be clear that this is not Fat Tony you're talking about.

bobbert's avatar

Hmm. Does this work? Like, I could be waiting with a shotgun?