The Satanic Temple has unveiled its artist's rendering of their proposed monument to the one true God, Lucifer, to be installed in Oklahoma's Capitol. As you can see, the goat-headed demon smiles and suffers the little multicultural children to come unto Him. You can even sit in his lap, like White Santa!
Funny how Rogers' lines are 100% on the mark today.
"If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."
Indeed.One would have expected it to have been launched either in Sodom (San Francisco) or in Gomorrah (New York City). Each city has devoted the past century or so preparing for it.
I think that the problem may have been, that there was an Evil Ruler of the Underworld on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf
KIIIIDDD, YOU HIGH AS FUCK!
I still think they should subcontract the lap design to Sybian.
Not an option. Read the fine print, people.
Also, the snakes are a nice touch -- but wtf is that thing coming out of the middle of my forehead?
They should totally do that, for the larfs.
Funny how Rogers' lines are 100% on the mark today.
"If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."
Finally . . . someone who reads the fine print!
If my personal charm fails to win 'em over, I just let the snakes do the talking.
If they get it put up in time, then next December they can decorate it for the holidays by putting a demon in its belly and a gremlin in its brain.
That's what the snakes are for.
No, that's a design error. They goofed up and drew each hand with too many fingers extended.
It symbolizes affordable health insurance, which we all know is the work of the Devil.
Indeed.One would have expected it to have been launched either in Sodom (San Francisco) or in Gomorrah (New York City). Each city has devoted the past century or so preparing for it.
Your mother loads Glocks in Carmel.
At least he is friendly,giving the peace sign rather than demanding someone be smited.I like it
Oklahoma City is about to get interesting.