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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think that the problem may have been, that there was an Evil Ruler of the Underworld on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf

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bobbert's avatar

KIIIIDDD, YOU HIGH AS FUCK!

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bobbert's avatar

I still think they should subcontract the lap design to Sybian.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Not an option. Read the fine print, people.

Also, the snakes are a nice touch -- but wtf is that thing coming out of the middle of my forehead?

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Funny how Rogers' lines are 100% on the mark today.

"If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

If my personal charm fails to win 'em over, I just let the snakes do the talking.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

If they get it put up in time, then next December they can decorate it for the holidays by putting a demon in its belly and a gremlin in its brain.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

No, that's a design error. They goofed up and drew each hand with too many fingers extended.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It symbolizes affordable health insurance, which we all know is the work of the Devil.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Indeed.One would have expected it to have been launched either in Sodom (San Francisco) or in Gomorrah (New York City). Each city has devoted the past century or so preparing for it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Your mother loads Glocks in Carmel.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

At least he is friendly,giving the peace sign rather than demanding someone be smited.I like it

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diogenez's avatar

Oklahoma City is about to get interesting.

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