Man, with these assholes running around, you start to wonder if Ye Olde Italian Dudes weren't onto something with the whole "the average person is too brick-stupid to be trusted to herd ducks, much less read and personally interpret the Word of Glob" thing.
It has its tongue-in-cheek aspects, for sure (and it has to be a ton of fun to do it), but it's a serious project, aimed at getting the public to recognize when the fundie X-tards are over-reaching. Getting the fundies to notice it is hopeless -- they are to the First Amendment what the perpetual motion "free energy" nuts are to thermodynamics.
First they came for the Satanists, But I was not a Satanist, So I just sat back and laughed as they got their asses kicked for messing with the Satanists.
Has anybody yet cashed in on the whole money/power/sex-obsessed pastor business, with a trashy rise-and-fall novel? You could throw in politicians, presidents, crooked third-world dictators, and all the money and sex that fits on the page. You know it would sell like hotcakes to the Wal-Mart crowd, and that there'd be guilty pleasure in it for the rest of the public as well.
<i>I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel&#039;s face
Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra</i>
Let us now braise famous men!
Or have it arranged in a downward spiral.
Yeah, but you wouldn&#039;t <i>believe</i> the kind of damage he can do to the furniture when he gets bored.
I never did see the last National Treasure movie. So that&#039;s what it&#039;s about. Huh.
Man, with these assholes running around, you start to wonder if Ye Olde Italian Dudes weren&#039;t onto something with the whole &quot;the average person is too brick-stupid to be trusted to herd ducks, much less read and personally interpret the Word of Glob&quot; thing.
Maybe the First Independent Church of Satan and Baseball should print up some pamphlets, or bubblegum cards or something.
I love these guys.
All their spiritual supplies are gone, Jah.
It has its tongue-in-cheek aspects, for sure (and it has to be a ton of fun to do it), but it&#039;s a serious project, aimed at getting the public to recognize when the fundie X-tards are over-reaching. Getting the fundies to notice it is hopeless -- they are to the First Amendment what the perpetual motion &quot;free energy&quot; nuts are to thermodynamics.
First they came for the Satanists, But I was not a Satanist, So I just sat back and laughed as they got their asses kicked for messing with the Satanists.
Has anybody yet cashed in on the whole money/power/sex-obsessed pastor business, with a trashy rise-and-fall novel? You could throw in politicians, presidents, crooked third-world dictators, and all the money and sex that fits on the page. You know it would sell like hotcakes to the Wal-Mart crowd, and that there&#039;d be guilty pleasure in it for the rest of the public as well.
You hold the Constitution up to a hot flame (be careful!), and all the God and Jeebus stuff appears like magic.
(I just made that up, but they might actually do it in the movie.)
You&#039;re quite welcome. I&#039;ll send you our standard contract.
And those new continuously-variable-de-fes are just <i>weird</i>.
<a href="http:\/\/www.discogs.com\/artist\/279907-Pentangle" target="_blank">Pentangle</a> <i>was</i> a great band, though.
<i>I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel&#039;s face
Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra</i>
Yeah, be careful with that one, kids.