Image from The Satanic Temple Rack up another First Amendment win for the Establishment Clause trolls at the Satanic Temple. The specter of children having access to a satanic-themed coloring book was simply too much for the Orange County School District in Florida, so it cancelled -- or "indefinitely delayed" -- a planned "Religious Freedom Day" distribution of Bibles and other religious literature, rather than allow the Satanic Temple to distribute its
Man, with these assholes running around, you start to wonder if Ye Olde Italian Dudes weren't onto something with the whole "the average person is too brick-stupid to be trusted to herd ducks, much less read and personally interpret the Word of Glob" thing.
It has its tongue-in-cheek aspects, for sure (and it has to be a ton of fun to do it), but it's a serious project, aimed at getting the public to recognize when the fundie X-tards are over-reaching. Getting the fundies to notice it is hopeless -- they are to the First Amendment what the perpetual motion "free energy" nuts are to thermodynamics.
First they came for the Satanists, But I was not a Satanist, So I just sat back and laughed as they got their asses kicked for messing with the Satanists.
Has anybody yet cashed in on the whole money/power/sex-obsessed pastor business, with a trashy rise-and-fall novel? You could throw in politicians, presidents, crooked third-world dictators, and all the money and sex that fits on the page. You know it would sell like hotcakes to the Wal-Mart crowd, and that there'd be guilty pleasure in it for the rest of the public as well.
<i>I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel&#039;s face
Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra</i>
Let us now braise famous men!
Or have it arranged in a downward spiral.
Yeah, but you wouldn&#039;t <i>believe</i> the kind of damage he can do to the furniture when he gets bored.
I never did see the last National Treasure movie. So that&#039;s what it&#039;s about. Huh.
Man, with these assholes running around, you start to wonder if Ye Olde Italian Dudes weren&#039;t onto something with the whole &quot;the average person is too brick-stupid to be trusted to herd ducks, much less read and personally interpret the Word of Glob&quot; thing.
Maybe the First Independent Church of Satan and Baseball should print up some pamphlets, or bubblegum cards or something.
I love these guys.
All their spiritual supplies are gone, Jah.
It has its tongue-in-cheek aspects, for sure (and it has to be a ton of fun to do it), but it&#039;s a serious project, aimed at getting the public to recognize when the fundie X-tards are over-reaching. Getting the fundies to notice it is hopeless -- they are to the First Amendment what the perpetual motion &quot;free energy&quot; nuts are to thermodynamics.
First they came for the Satanists, But I was not a Satanist, So I just sat back and laughed as they got their asses kicked for messing with the Satanists.
Has anybody yet cashed in on the whole money/power/sex-obsessed pastor business, with a trashy rise-and-fall novel? You could throw in politicians, presidents, crooked third-world dictators, and all the money and sex that fits on the page. You know it would sell like hotcakes to the Wal-Mart crowd, and that there&#039;d be guilty pleasure in it for the rest of the public as well.
You hold the Constitution up to a hot flame (be careful!), and all the God and Jeebus stuff appears like magic.
(I just made that up, but they might actually do it in the movie.)
You&#039;re quite welcome. I&#039;ll send you our standard contract.
And those new continuously-variable-de-fes are just <i>weird</i>.
<a href="http:\/\/www.discogs.com\/artist\/279907-Pentangle" target="_blank">Pentangle</a> <i>was</i> a great band, though.
<i>I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel&#039;s face
Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra</i>
Yeah, be careful with that one, kids.