Savvy Congressman: Tim Russert Would've Wanted Us To Drill

The saddest part about Tim Russert's death last Friday was not that he was young. It's that he never got to stick it to those damn liberal tree-fuckers who don't want to drill America's coasts for sweet, sweet Texas Tea! Such was the extrapolation of Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) yesterday on the House floor. Do those elite big city fairies think that "Lil' Russ" liked paying $5 a gallon for gas? He definitely did not! And while we're at it, how can those Democrats go around killing babies when Tim Russert is also dead? [ Think Progress , YouTube ]