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Viole Falusche's avatar

I am disappoint to read such a rumor!

I'd always thought those two were just friends with benefits!

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Dear Abby's head was frequently screwed on correctly!

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runfastandwin's avatar

Yes but even they can’t overturn elections that aren’t close. Elected GOP are getting hammered this year is my prediction.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Alrighty then! Punch that fucker, since he is requesting it.

I don't see any "exceptions for the subjectivity of the language" anywhere in his statement.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

are all the Collinses in the GOP such waffling assholes?

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SunMoonStars17's avatar

Whoa there cowboy. Rs said they are going to contest every loss. Many R states have super majorities. Then we have to look at voting machines, those interfering, new state election and voting laws, etc. Then they go to court and who sits there and then we go to the supreme court and who sits there. All the while the violence is taking over.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

Just another Republican who gave up mind, heart, conscience, and soul, for political position, Power, Party, and Pelf.

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Salmon_Fly's avatar

Everything will be fine once every hospital has a machine that goes “PING”. Someone, please ZOOM the administrators.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

What about Colin Ferrell?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

“Look, just because we’re taking your rights away doesn’t mean you should be rude about it.”

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Salmon_Fly's avatar

An all-time favorite.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

I’m not angry. I won’t be uncouth. I just want to snip your testicles off real quick and then we can all go get ice cream!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ask the question, and let that be the basis for severing that thinnest of threads.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I must say it again -- if men carried the pregnancies, abortion would be a sacrament.

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